A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they share a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river. Once at the river, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the water. A Crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard, and helps him to the side; then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey!" The Monkey looks down and says...."Fuuuuuuuuck,......DUDE,.......how much water did you drink?!!"
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past,
ReplyDeletelooks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey
says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and
sits next to the monkey, and they share a few puffs. After a while the
lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river.
Once at the river, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls into the water. A Crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard, and
helps him to the side; then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with
you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the
river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and
walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing
a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey!" The Monkey looks down and
says...."Fuuuuuuuuck,......DUDE,.......how much water did you drink?!!"