Sunday, May 28, 2006

Dr. Ralph Reborn?

BERLIN (Reuters) - A swan has fallen in love with a plastic swan-shaped paddle boat on a pond in the German town of Muenster and has spent the past three weeks flirting with the vessel five times its size, a sailing instructor said Friday. (Editor's note: Think Friday night poker party)

Peter Overschmidt, who operates a sailing school and rents the two-seat paddle boat on the Aasee pond, said the black swan with a bright red beak has not left the white swan boat's side since it flew in one day in early May. (Editor's note: Who flew? The bird or the boat?)

"It seems like he's fallen in love," said Overschmidt. "He protects it, sits next to it all the time and chases away any sail boats that get anywhere nearby. He thinks the boat is a strong and attractive swan."

Overschmidt said the swan will figure it out sooner or later but hopes he won't be too heartbroken.

"I'll wish him all the best and hope that he doesn't make the same mistake again," said Overschmidt."


RUSTY NAIL said...

Why is Rueters and not Knight-Ridder handling this realease? I just don't get it.

The Reporter said...

They share information between the two news services.

Oh brother said...

Oh brother!!

Anonymous said...

But, I thought City News Service did that. What gives?

Rupert Murdoch said...

That's easy, it's a European story, not from the U.S. Thus Rueters gets the jump.

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