Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Orange County Man in Women's Bathing Suit Arrested

SAN CLEMENTE, Ca. - A man wearing a purple women's bathing suit and carrying a flare gun was arrested after he told a bartender he was going to "get rid of all the dirt bags in San Onofre," authorities said.

BK, age unknown, was charged with carrying a concealed firearm Monday after he brandished the flare gun, which was under a skirt he was wearing, Orange County Sheriff's spokeswoman Sheriff Bob said.

The bartender, who was not identified, was working in the bar of The Red Fox, a popular San Clemente watering hole located on El Camino Real.

"He reported he had seen a man, later identified as BK, dancing in the street showing tourists his private parts, and asking people for money when they took his picture," the news release said.

The bartender said BK then approached him, telling him he was going to get rid of the surf park's "dirt bags" before displaying the gun, sheriffs said.

Police quickly located BK and found an orange 12-gauge flare gun in his possession, Bob said. He was transported to the Orange County detention center. It was not clear if he had a lawyer.


barney said...

I'm sorry, isn't the Red Foxx where senior citizens gather to chat about the old times? Just curious.

puttzle said...

I got the story from the wire services so I can't comment on that.

Goodies said...

You should know Barney, isn't there a bar chair with your name on it.

puttzle said...

Is that a question?

spaniel dowden esq. said...

I represent Big Kook, yes I am his lawyer. I instructed him to take the 5th, and to clam up while doing so.

Goodies said...

Edging towards statement.

Sydney Carton, Esq. said...


I faxed over the substitution of attorney to your office this morning. You are off the case. Send your final billing. I will handle these false charges against BK from this point.


You are instructed to continue to take the 5th to all questions and requests for statements.

spaniel dowden esq. said...


It would be a far far better thing to let me represent BK.

You should go rest now.

These are not the best of times.

Moon Phase