Monday, May 15, 2006

What Country Is This?

1. Only professionals or investors can immigrate to the country. No unskilled laborers will be allowed in. Investors must be able to invest at least 40,000 times the daily average wage. If they can't, they are not allowed in.

2. Immigrants may purchase property, but locations and availability will be limited. Ocean front property cannot be purchased by immigrants. It is exclusively for citizens born in the country.

3. Immigrants cannot vote nor can they be elected to any public office.

4. Immigrants cannot collect any type of government assistance.

5. Immigrants cannot protest the countries government, policies or president.

6. Immigrants cannot display a flag of a foreign country.

7. Immigrants who have illegally entered the country will be found and imprisoned.

Sound kind of harsh? Well, these are laws that are currently part of the Immigration Laws of...you guessed it...
Mexico!

4 comments:

Dingo said...

And what country does almost the exact opposite? Yep. The United States!

murphy said...

The USA does not believe in turning their backs on needy people, thats why we've been STABBED IN THE CHEST by mexico!

Wet Back said...

We don stab no gingo in da chest, we stab dem in da back.

Born in the USA said...

We are the only country stupid enought to sell our land to forigners.

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