Wednesday, May 03, 2006


Yeah, we better think twice! Who knew that unless we had illegals around, we never would have had burritos! Now it becomes a much more difficult decision, as this could drastically affect our methane gas supply. I for one am going to think long and hard about this whole thing.

Americans, according to recent studies, are getting fatter and fatter. Maybe we should outlaw all fast food places for the good of our people's health. Then where would the illegals work? There is only so much construction that can be done, so it might help cut down on the varmits.

By the way, in my neck of the woods, the illegals know better than to do schitt like that. While I hear that there are illegals here, I don't see them. As Aunty Lorraine (80-year old local women) told me the other day, "If they protested like that here, the locals would kick their asses." Ah, life in Paradise.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Putz. you forgot to add "than they would feed them to the tiger sharks!"

puttzle said...

You are correct.

american marine said...

Thank you, putzie.

peeping tom said...

how did you guys not notice that one of the topless girls is Hispanic - and she has the best boobs!!

Dr. Boob said...

Yes, but they were given to her by an American Plastic Surgeon who never got payed by the government.

Anonymous said...

She's northern Italian.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

statistics don't lie said...

Okay, all the chicks that are that hot naked, and are willing to pose nude, can stay, but the 7 children that they have [on average] gotta go.

martha's mom said...

For all those Mexican illegals who think they can take over our country, receive pay for menial jobs and pay no taxes, get free health insurance...let's do this. Everyone knows when Cinco de Mayo is...and I guess it is supposed to represent their national holiday sooooo-let's boycott every single Mexican restaurant or store in the entire U.S. on May 5th.

martha S said...

but we so love our mexican dinners on the one day im not sure i can do it

martha's mom said...

Honey,
You must do it! You have to stay strong and go on a taco and burrito hunger strike for Cinco de Mayo. I know it's hard but we must do it for America.

puttzle said...

I think she will have a hard time with the taguitos, they are her favorite Mexi food.

martha S said...

they are? not

puttzle said...

OK, so you are right...but you probably serve them more than any other Mexi dish.

martha'smom said...

You're right Puttzie. She would really belost without it. But she better try hard on the 5th to go without.W#ish you were here to restrain her.

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