Monday, June 12, 2006

Dingo Says...

38 comments:

Beaver Cleaver said...

Mom always cut the crust off for me.

Anonymous said...

Which Dowden is that. Oh well, I can imagine!

homer simpson said...

Hmmmmm
toast.

Bob Hope said...

That's no Dowden, that's my wife.

Henny Youngman said...

Take my Dowden, please.

YAKOV SMIRNOFF said...

How many Dowdens does it take to change a light bulb?

princess dowden said...

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

THAT WAS NO LADY, THAT WAS MY WIFE.

Ta, Da.

Anonymous said...

One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.

Buster Cherry said...

See, this is some of the filth befouling San-O Daze of late.

I mean, really, using some male porn star's name. Beaver Clever. How vulgar.

What's next? Bam-Bam?

Andrew Dice Clay said...

You won't be picking on Dowden when he marries your daughter.

Ow. Ow.

Get in line behind me Dowden.

Dice Rules said...

Dice Rules

Anonymous said...

Talk about from the where are they now file.

I thought he was dead.

Andrew Dice Clay said...

Yeah, I thought he was dead too.

Ben dover said...

New film proves Hitler was gay

greenhole said...

What, you didn't know that?

Anonymous said...

This must mean that there was no surf today and that the local pub has put in free internet access terminals for the San-o-ers.

the blog monitor said...

As soon as I find the "close thread" button, you guys are in such trouble.

George Costanza said...

Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me, and have access to my dementia?!

Edger Rice Buroughs said...

Every time I hear the word "germane," I see the face of Jermaine Jackson.

Is that a sign of a psychotic break?

Moby Dick said...

Lay of the porn names.

Dowden said...

My mom never cut the crusts off for me.

The blog monitor said...

Stop imitating me.

spel queen said...

That's "lay off" Moby Dick.

Al Pee said...

Enough with the porn names.

Rev William Gram said...

"NUKE GAY WHALES FOR CHRIST"!

Blog monkey said...

1. Okay.

2. Sorry.

3. Won't happen again.

curious said...

Wow, usually only chick pics get this much attention.

Did someone post a link to this blog on a popular my space site?

BK said...

idiots!

spel queen said...

Did you mean "irritating" or "imitating"?

Anonymous said...

maybe he meant irrigate.

stop triggering these thoughts in my mind said...

The blog monitor's sign makes me think.

Back when I was in the fifth grade, my best friend told me that
"Chinese women have sideways vaginas".

That is to say that, unlike women of other ethnic backgrounds, Chinese
women have vaginal openings that run horizonally, not vertically.

In true urban legend style, my 5th grade friend claimed that he knew it
because: his older brother (a senior in high school), had a friend, that
knew a guy who had a Chinese girlfriend. And... the guy with the
girlfriend told the friend of the older brother that her vagina was
sideways.
So you know that it has to be true. : )

At the time (in 5th grade) I believed him. As I grew up, I looked back
and laughed at how naive I had been.

But then in April of 2001, the Chinese government captured a U.S. spy
plane. And Saturday Night Live aired an episode with special guest Alec
Baldwin. Baldwin played a captured U.S. marine, and one of his lines was:
"I don't pretend to know who these Chinese people are... ...I know the
womenfolk have sideways vaginas!".

it's from a song said...

I got a sideways hickey from a slant-eyed chickie
Down in chinatown

lisa liu said...

I used to get called “sideways vagina” on the playground by some mean boys! back in 3rd/4th grade.

No, mine is normal.

Rat patrol said...

I actually tilt a little to the right when erect, but I think that's just because of years of "self-shaping of the tool."

puttzle said...

Dingo says he eats toast and it generates 34, now 35 comments. Woo-hoo!

A word to the wise said...

It takes two Dowdens to change a lightbulb.

One unscrews the bulb while the other hands you a tube of lubricant, because having used the lightbulb riddle, ya gotta know where the used bulb is going. There is nothing you can do to stop it, and it will go easier it you lube yourself us first.

Anonymous said...

what or who is a dowden

English Muffin said...

Wow.
He's right.
Toast is popular.

Moon Phase