NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Mom always cut the crust off for me.
Which Dowden is that. Oh well, I can imagine!
That's no Dowden, that's my wife.
Take my Dowden, please.
How many Dowdens does it take to change a light bulb?
Who was that lady I saw you with last night? THAT WAS NO LADY, THAT WAS MY WIFE.Ta, Da.
One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
See, this is some of the filth befouling San-O Daze of late.I mean, really, using some male porn star's name. Beaver Clever. How vulgar. What's next? Bam-Bam?
You won't be picking on Dowden when he marries your daughter.Ow. Ow.Get in line behind me Dowden.
Talk about from the where are they now file. I thought he was dead.
Yeah, I thought he was dead too.
New film proves Hitler was gay
What, you didn't know that?
This must mean that there was no surf today and that the local pub has put in free internet access terminals for the San-o-ers.
As soon as I find the "close thread" button, you guys are in such trouble.
Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me, and have access to my dementia?!
Every time I hear the word "germane," I see the face of Jermaine Jackson.Is that a sign of a psychotic break?
Lay of the porn names.
My mom never cut the crusts off for me.
Stop imitating me.
That's "lay off" Moby Dick.
Enough with the porn names.
"NUKE GAY WHALES FOR CHRIST"!
1. Okay.2. Sorry.3. Won't happen again.
Wow, usually only chick pics get this much attention.Did someone post a link to this blog on a popular my space site?
Did you mean "irritating" or "imitating"?
maybe he meant irrigate.
The blog monitor's sign makes me think.Back when I was in the fifth grade, my best friend told me that"Chinese women have sideways vaginas".That is to say that, unlike women of other ethnic backgrounds, Chinesewomen have vaginal openings that run horizonally, not vertically.In true urban legend style, my 5th grade friend claimed that he knew itbecause: his older brother (a senior in high school), had a friend, thatknew a guy who had a Chinese girlfriend. And... the guy with thegirlfriend told the friend of the older brother that her vagina wassideways.So you know that it has to be true. : )At the time (in 5th grade) I believed him. As I grew up, I looked backand laughed at how naive I had been.But then in April of 2001, the Chinese government captured a U.S. spyplane. And Saturday Night Live aired an episode with special guest AlecBaldwin. Baldwin played a captured U.S. marine, and one of his lines was:"I don't pretend to know who these Chinese people are... ...I know thewomenfolk have sideways vaginas!".
I got a sideways hickey from a slant-eyed chickieDown in chinatown
I used to get called “sideways vagina” on the playground by some mean boys! back in 3rd/4th grade.No, mine is normal.
I actually tilt a little to the right when erect, but I think that's just because of years of "self-shaping of the tool."
Dingo says he eats toast and it generates 34, now 35 comments. Woo-hoo!
It takes two Dowdens to change a lightbulb.One unscrews the bulb while the other hands you a tube of lubricant, because having used the lightbulb riddle, ya gotta know where the used bulb is going. There is nothing you can do to stop it, and it will go easier it you lube yourself us first.
what or who is a dowden
Wow. He's right.Toast is popular.
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