Friday, June 02, 2006


A koala is sitting up a gum tree...smoking a joint, when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" ?

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

(Thanks to marthanonymous)

2 comments:

marthanonymous said...

its koalright

puttzle said...

It has been brought to my attention that some people don't get the joke. As much as I hate to have to explain, the koala thinks the alligator is the lizard, for anyone confused.

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