Saturday, July 15, 2006


Tubesteak and BK were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, BK stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of both, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter BK blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.

Tubesteak looked disgustedly at BK whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat!"


murphy said...


senor cerveza said...

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine aample there was an olive in it.

Adolf Coors said...

The last time I gave a urine sample, there was even some urine in it!

turk hennessey said...

good ol' bk,he's the kind of friend who will always be there when he needs you.

sal geez family said...

The one thing better than a massive dump is a good flow piss, the kind like a Clydesdale stallion. AHHHH...yes, feels good alright.

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