Thursday, July 20, 2006

What Should I Do?

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Answer in comments.

15 comments:

Little Johnny said...

Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.

stop the rape of trestles said...

Oppose the toll road.

brainiac said...

Leave England immediately.
'cause if the valley is on the left, you're either in England, or all of you are driving on the wrong side of the road, in which case, do nothing as the situation will solve itself soon enough.

your brother said...

Up Left Left Right Up*

*Push the controller buttons in this sequence and you will gain a force field and a sonic ray baster.
You are obviously playing the Nintendo Video Game
"Toll Road to SanO"

Scared Schittless said...

Tell Murphy to pull over and never ride with him again!

bo diddley squattt said...

Oh putzle, you are so funny. How'd you think of this?

puttzle said...

Someone sent it to me, where do you think I got it. Did you send it to me?

Sanonymous said...

Increase your meds.

Dr. Ralph said...

Or better yet, maybe you should change your Meds.

murphy said...

DAM THAT ROAD HOG!

angrywhtman said...

does this count as a relapse?

Crabby Goffman said...

Murph,
You missed the guy catching waves on a longboard while holding onto his shortboard. Once up, he tossed the shortboard into the wave and hopped onto it. The trick worked until Ranger P. put a stop to it. Forget wearing a leash, how about littering the surf zone up with an extra loose board.

murphy said...

Crabby, you rally missed it! Last year there was a guy with a STEP LADDER on his longboard, and was trying to catch a wave then climb up and stand on the top of the step ladder, Ranger P. put a stop to that one also. And again, no leash on the longboard OR the ladder! I believe Puttzle say it also!

puttzle said...

I may have a picture of that, Murphy! I'll look.

eddie vedder said...

those guys with the ladder were the malloy bros. from ventura. if you can't goof off at sano then where can you?

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