Thursday, August 31, 2006

5 Reasons Not To Be A Penis

1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

1 comment:

The Head Nut said...

So very true.

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