Thursday, August 31, 2006

THE PENIS SPEAKS UP !


I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.


1 comment:

inquiring mind wants to know said...

Is that BK at his day job?

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