NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Thursday, August 31, 2006
THE PENIS SPEAKS UP !
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases.