Tuesday, August 22, 2006

This ones been floating around lately...

My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos so they have to go home to spend it.

1 comment:

Pedro García-Carrión Martínez said...

Guess who will be doing the pushing when we, very soon become the majority. Eh Amigo? Better get some good choes.

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