The way I heard it is that he was surfing first, and doing so right through the middle of the paddle out to save the primitive dirt road. On shore he started drinking and farting at fat naked Mexican women walking their dogs near bathroom 4. Officer Bob, who had just removed a kite from the wind vane, tried to stop him, but some irradiated yaker / butt boarder from Talega exposed his penis, causing passerbys to barf, except Brownhole, who was there espousing something about the stars and black holes, until . . .
To the JERK that signed the "who farted" comment "The dead crocodile hunter", why don't you show some respect for someone who was inlightening and trying to educate the world about the wild things on this great earth and gave his life in doing so! Maybe some day you'll be laying on the ground dieing and people will step over you and cuss you out for blocking the way!
The old timer who showed up at San Onofre may not be here legally.
That sign is a fake. The real one has a female and a child mammoth on it too!
ReplyDeleteHow do we know this isn't some kind of Trojan Pinata?
ReplyDeleteWe know that because Mexicans don't wear rubbers!
ReplyDeleteI have it on good authority that it was this Mexican Mammoth, now living in Talega, that flew that kite into the wind vane.
ReplyDeleteThe way I heard it is that he was surfing first, and doing so right through the middle of the paddle out to save the primitive dirt road. On shore he started drinking and farting at fat naked Mexican women walking their dogs near bathroom 4. Officer Bob, who had just removed a kite from the wind vane, tried to stop him, but some irradiated yaker / butt boarder from Talega exposed his penis, causing passerbys to barf, except Brownhole, who was there espousing something about the stars and black holes, until . . .
ReplyDelete¿Who fåŗŧêd?
ReplyDeleteMy god, that is Jody.
ReplyDeleteYou left out Dr Zaius. Is that because of the massive dump he took in BK's van?
ReplyDeleteWhat have you done with Buffy, Mrs. Beasley?
ReplyDeleteWhen will this racism against Trojans end?
ReplyDeleteI knew he would delete the duplicate before I could comment on it.
ReplyDeleteStop smoking that carp!
ReplyDeleteTo the JERK that signed the "who farted" comment "The dead crocodile hunter", why don't you show some respect for someone who was inlightening and trying to educate the world about the wild things on this great earth and gave his life in doing so! Maybe some day you'll be laying on the ground dieing and people will step over you and cuss you out for blocking the way!
ReplyDeleteYou ROCK, DeaD CRoCoDiLe HuNTeR.
ReplyDeleteIgnore that jerk.
Smoked carp is good! Uh-huh.
ReplyDeletefriend of the crocodile hunter:
ReplyDeleteShut up Anonymous!
Spellcheck anyone????
ReplyDeleteShut up Kotter!
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