Monday, September 11, 2006
Where's Dr. Ralph?
SAN CLEMENTE, California (Rooters) - Famed Oceanographer Dr. Ralph is missing and presumed dead during a diving expedition at the San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant outflow pipe. Dr. Ralph was accompanied on the trip by Dingo, who shot the photo shown above moments before Dr. Ralph was engulfed by the giant jellyfish, who then swam off into the depths.
"Dr. Ralph was just swimming along, mapping the ocean floor around the pipe, when all of a sudden this massive mutant jellyfish appeared out of nowhere, right in front of him," said Dingo. "I snapped a picture then dropped my camera and swam away to what I considered a safe distance. I turned around and Dr. Ralph was gone! When I saw the jellyfish swim away, I chanced grabbing the camera and swam in."
Authorities at the park immediately organized a search party, but efforts to locate Dr. Ralph were futile.
Noted jellyfish authority Sponge Bob Squarepants had no comment.
Posted by puttzle at 11:38 AM