Tuesday, December 12, 2006

As Murphy was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Murphy, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 5. Please be careful!"

"Heck," said Murphy, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"


sweet-n-low said...

It's like I told Miss Ritchie, "you absolutely can not mix vicatin with pot. It turns you all around" You can only mix it with Jack Daniels, because now you'll have a party.

wrong way corrigan said...

Now that's comedy!

Anonymous said...

R U people 4 reel?

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