Surfing Promoter Allan Seymour will pay you $500 to steal an old road sign with the Clark Foam logo on it. This is not a joke. The Orange County Register quotes Allan saying that he will pay you $500 for it, and he “doesn't care if someone steals it” from the unidentified guy who Alan alleges stole it in the first place. You just have to turns it into the Heritage Foundation.
Seymour is a rare animal, the side show barker who's an idiot.
He doesn't have enough sense when he picks over the bones of the dead Clark Foam to sell their T shirts and take their road sign location to say that he "stepped in when Clark Foam unfortunately went out of business” and that he "welcomes the opportunity to help keep this stretch of freeway by Trestles clean and cared for." Instead, he shows his greed and opportunism by talking about getting to his "target market," and says "How many times do you get this kind of an opportunity? I thought Clark Foam would have that spot forever." Translation: Seymour rushes in to pick over the bones of Clark Foam for anything of value they might have had now that they're dead. And his comment that he thought that Clark Foam would have that spot forever? Envy, greed, avarice. He is so thrilled that Clark Foam died and he could move in that he can’t control himself. Seymour the vulture.
Typical San Onofre. The guy with the little bow tie is way too much.
ReplyDeleteis that dora
ReplyDeleteIs that Hitler in front of Fabio?
ReplyDeleteI don't get it....
ReplyDeleteYIKES!
ReplyDeleteA bow tie doesn't necessarily mean that he is gay. Of course, a bow tie and swim trunks pretty much settles any question.
ReplyDeleteName em???
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck is the thing around Fabio's neck? Some other sort of gay apperatus?
ReplyDeleteIs bow tie guy packing a large kilbasa in his drawers or is that some photoshop trick by Sydney?
ReplyDeletekilbasa or just happy to be there?
ReplyDeleteGet over it. They're all gay.
ReplyDeleteThis thread is just fascinating.
ReplyDeleteSURFING PROMOTER WILL PAY YOU $500 TO STEAL SIGN
ReplyDeleteSurfing Promoter Allan Seymour will pay you $500 to steal an old road sign with the Clark Foam logo on it. This is not a joke. The Orange County Register quotes Allan saying that he will pay you $500 for it, and he “doesn't care if someone steals it” from the unidentified guy who Alan alleges stole it in the first place. You just have to turns it into the Heritage Foundation.
story here: http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/sports/columns/article_1539702.php
Sydney, is it legal to offer to pay someone to steal something?
ReplyDeleteHow do you know for sure that the first guy who has it doesn't have a right to it?
ReplyDeleteIf the guy who has it doesn’t have a right to it, do you “own” it after you steal it from him?
ReplyDeleteHow can you donate it to some foundation if you stole it?
Doesn’t the State of California own the sign that Allan Seymour is paying you to steal and give to someone else?
ReplyDeleteWouldn’t the foundation then be guilty of receiving stolen property?
Isn't that like soliciting a crime or something?
ReplyDeleteIsn’t the guy who steals it for Allan guilty of theft, and guilty of possessing stolen property?
Doesn't that make Seymour the judge, jury, and executioner?
ReplyDeleteIsn't this like al-Qaida offering a reward for the capture of US soldiers?
ReplyDeleteDoes this make him “Al-Qaida Seymour?”
Interesting what passes for a "Holy Grail" these days.
ReplyDeleteI hear Donald Trump started with just one freeway clean up sign.
ReplyDeleteWho's the midget cross-dresser?
ReplyDeleteYeah, a cross-dressing midget in a fedora. Only at SanO.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing worse than you men attacking a little girl, is our so called president sending more troops to Iraq rather than pulling out.
ReplyDelete25 Americans are killed intentionally or by accident everyday on US soil by illegal aliens. Where is the outcry there?
ReplyDeleteThats a good one, "Surfing Promoter" Almost on par with, Sign Twirler, Bear Counselor, mens room attendent, lawyer........
ReplyDeletewhat's a bear counselor?
ReplyDeletethat's a girl?
ReplyDeleteSeymour is a rare animal,
ReplyDeletethe side show barker who's an idiot.
He doesn't have enough sense when he picks over the bones of the dead Clark Foam to sell their T shirts and take their road sign location to say that he "stepped in when Clark Foam unfortunately went out of business” and that he "welcomes the opportunity to help keep this stretch of freeway by Trestles clean and cared for."
Instead, he shows his greed and opportunism by talking about getting to his "target market," and says "How many times do you get this kind of an opportunity? I thought Clark Foam would have that spot forever." Translation: Seymour rushes in to pick over the bones of Clark Foam for anything of value they might have had now that they're dead. And his comment that he thought that Clark Foam would have that spot forever? Envy, greed, avarice. He is so thrilled that Clark Foam died and he could move in that he can’t control himself. Seymour the vulture.
Let Allan alone.
ReplyDeleteGive it up.
You can’t polish a turd.
Hey! I like Seymour.
ReplyDeleteIs that a submarine in his pants?
ReplyDeleteBlack and white photo is none other than a young Saddam taken on the beautiful beaches of the Bubiyan Island.
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