Friday, January 19, 2007

The Train Ride

Dr. Ralph and Wednesday Addams had never met before. Both were married to other people, but found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, Dr. Ralph leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

Wow!!!! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f $%^#@& blanket."

After a moment of silence.... he farted.

1 comment:

Dr. Ralph said...

Yes indeed, and I spent the rest of the train-ride sexually focused.

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