Dr. Ralph and Wednesday Addams had never met before. Both were married to other people, but found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, Dr. Ralph leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
Wow!!!! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f $%^#@& blanket."
After a moment of silence.... he farted.