Thursday, March 15, 2007

Wednesday Addams had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, Wednesday decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."


The Wife said...

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll
be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes
for a week and set out my rod and tackle box? We're leaving from the
office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up."

"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but, being the good wife,
she does exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise,
looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many

He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But
why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?

You'll love the answer...

The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box ."

Dr. Ralph said...


Anonymous said...


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