Monday, January 07, 2008

Tell Your Friends To Drop By!

I would like to thank all the visitors to San-O Daze, our average per day visits have more than doubled in the last two months to over 200 a day! We have visits from all over the world, in fact only 55% are from the U.S., 62% North America and the other 38% the rest of the world. Visitors are coming from Europe, Asia, Australia and South America. Funny thing though, nobody from Mexico! I wonder why?

There is a poll on the right hand side of the page and I urge people familiar with the Rangers to please vote...and I don't mean the New York or Texas Rangers! Don't ask for names, the initials should suffice.

19 comments:

hard core said...

Hispanics, and that ilk, hate lilly-white surfie boys probably.

Anonymous said...

Drop by, my name is Cliff, drop over and see me some time.

Ranger Margaret said...

Puttzle, I have had it with your crap. Remember-I have a gun.

CJ said...

initials aren't enough

Shittzle said...

Come on in!
Sit a spell!
Let a load go!
Fill a cup!
Have a taste!

STUCK IN A CUBICLE said...

No votes for ranger L? Could it be that know one knows who she is since she never drags her ass down to old Nofre?

hard core said...

Yes, I know who she is.

WHAT IS SHIT MADE OF? said...

About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.
Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.

puttzle said...

CJ, initials will just have to do!

Ranger Margaret, where are you stationed? It's not at San-O since the "M" stands for something else. Are you threatening me?!?

wondering said...

Hey what is sh*t made of?, how come some float and some sink out of the same load?

Anonymous said...

Puttzle, don't you know what the nickname for Margaret is????

FECAL MATTER said...

Wondering:

Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water. Poop with a high fat content will also float.

enough already said...

I'm pooped. Let's wipe this crap about schitt.

ANAL CLARIFICATION said...

Puttzie and his cup girls: You can get sick from eating poop, even in minute quantities! Although urine emerges sterile from the body (unless the person has an infection), poop emerges loaded with bacteria and sometimes other life forms. Many diseases, including food poisoning, cholera and typhus, are spread by fecal contamination. Many parasites, such as the notorious tapeworm, can be spread through deliberate or accidental ingestion of poop.
There are some parasites, such as pinworms, who depend on people eating their own poop to keep the population up. Pinworms are small nematodes that live in the colon. The females emerge from the anus at night to lay their eggs. Their activity makes the anal area itch. The person scratches the itch (often doing so in his sleep), procuring a small amount of fecal matter and eggs under his fingernails, and then puts his fingers in his mouth. Once the eggs are consumed, the person is infected with a new generation of pinworms.
Almost everyone has pinworms. Luckily, pinworms don't do much harm. You only notice them if you have a lot of pinworms! If you want to find out if you do indeed have them, get someone to gently touch around your anal area with Scotch tape while you are sleeping. The worms will stick to the tape and you'll be able to see them.

Anonymous said...

Ranger "L" is always too hung over or cocktailing in the cubicle to know what is going on. She is harmless.

MAXI-PAD said...

RANGER "M" IS PERMANENTLY ON THE RAG! WHAT A BITCH!

shit stinks said...

THis is my stop.
Some ONe please OPen the door so I can get out.

Anonymous said...

Yeah ShitStinks, tell the driver to stop the bus and let my son Jack off.

Son said...

Jack on - Jack off, dad I think the bus driver is getting tired of getting me on and off.

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