Monday, May 19, 2008

Tu La Nee Finally Exposed

My Dearest Murphy,
You were fantastic last night! Six times is a new record for you. Tell all those nasty boys at San-O Daze to leave you alone. That Dingo and Puttzle are sick little fiends. We both know you are a true legend and the best surfer at San Onofre. Hopefully I will be seeing you again tonight, you tiger.

Breathlessly Awaiting,
Tu La Nee
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15 comments:

  1. Anonymous5/19/2008 8:22 PM

    Oh Murphy you devil you. And I thought it was my diet program. Do you ever date older women??

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  2. Anonymous5/19/2008 9:24 PM

    Murph,

    Six times!!! Wow. She said they almost added up to a minute. Hell, that's ten seconds a try. Not bad for a man of your age. Add in the blue pill and you may get it up all the way and get in the pink, if you know what I mean, and I know you do. Keep trying and don't get discouraged.

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  3. Anonymous5/20/2008 5:59 AM

    and by the way, that Murphy likes to go south of the border, if you know what I mean and I know you do.
    He makes me stand up and salute.

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  4. Anonymous5/20/2008 6:02 AM

    hey Tu La Nee, ya got any naked pictures of you and Murphy?

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  5. Huevos Rancheros5/20/2008 6:09 AM

    Holy Toledo Murphy, I've seen better heads in a cabbage patch. And, Little Man In the Boat, we know what you mean, we hear you.

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  6. Anonymous5/20/2008 7:14 AM

    Murphy, will she go for a two girls one cup session and can I watch?

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  7. Anonymous5/20/2008 8:03 AM

    You have a dilema, Murph. She ain't wearing a leash!

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  8. Anonymous5/20/2008 8:26 AM

    I had a leash but last night my hunky Murphy tied me up with it. Oh my, I'm getting #@*&% just thinking about it.

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  9. Anonymous5/20/2008 8:56 AM

    Tu la la, have you met the Leash Captain Officer
    Bob. He'll show you how those things work.

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  10. Anonymous5/20/2008 10:14 AM

    Yeah, that captain officer bob also likes to turn it butt first.

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  11. Lonnie5/20/2008 10:22 AM

    OH MY GOD! Spin what have you done "too me"? But you all know it wasn't me, not once did she mention the fact that I never removed my RED HAT! I'm on too you now. Did Tubesteak put you up too this? Stand-by to repell boarders.


    (by the way, you missed some really good waves yesterday)

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  12. Anonymous5/20/2008 11:05 AM

    you boys are just jealous. My Murphy wakes up every morning "under the big top" and I know you know what I mean.

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  13. Anonymous5/20/2008 11:09 AM

    back in 78' we were shooting Murphy in a Porno but had to scrap the project. He just wouldn't take off that skanky red hat. But he definitely showed promise.

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  14. Anonymous5/20/2008 12:32 PM

    Don't you mean, he wakes up under a pup tent?

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  15. Anonymous5/20/2008 12:34 PM

    Poor murph, he's the laughing stock of the blog. (again)

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