Monday, July 14, 2008

Complying With The New Ban On Nudity At San Onofre

NUDE:
1. Having no clothing; naked.
2. Permitting or featuring full exposure of the body.

Nude means NO clothing. None. Nada. Zero.
Full exposure means FULL Exposure. Total. Everything.

My client was NOT NUDE.


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11 comments:

  1. Huevos Rancheros7/14/2008 10:04 AM

    Sitney, I'm glad you caught it. Way back when, at 'da Bu there was a Carrabean Calypso dancer who was forced to wear a Jamaican Calypso hat, because of of his Archie Rice package, and you know what that looks like, I think you do.

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  2. Anonymous7/14/2008 12:17 PM

    REPETE!




    #62

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  3. Anonymous7/14/2008 1:09 PM

    Mr.Carton, instead of featuring nudeies at Surf Beach, put ut your effort on forbidding that devil toll road, aka 241.

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  4. Anonymous7/14/2008 2:27 PM

    That is a 50% repeat.

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  5. Anonymous7/14/2008 3:30 PM

    Pete you and Repeat sure are are on your toes. It's getting more and more difficult to get something by you guys.


    #54

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  6. Huevos Rancheros7/14/2008 3:51 PM

    Carton Esq, where do you get your models?

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  7. Anonymous7/14/2008 4:03 PM

    Kidney Esq., what canyou tell us about the SANODAZE
    clowns, like is that photo real, or is it Memorex. Just curous

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  8. Anonymous7/15/2008 10:27 AM

    All models sign up at bathoorm # 8.

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  9. Anonymous7/15/2008 10:27 AM

    Sydney is at the front of the oppostion to the toll road.

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  10. Anonymous7/15/2008 10:34 AM

    What is 'real'? How do you define 'real'? If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

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  11. Huevos Rancheros7/15/2008 2:27 PM

    agent, there's no toilet at #8. They stop at 5.


    REPETE!

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