NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
AIYYEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHH!CLICK, CLICK, BANG!
The Government announced today that it is changing it's national symbol to a condom. This change will more accurately reflect the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed. Doesn't get more accurate than that!!
The worse job I ever had was working in a Fotomat booth. At the X-Mass party I was the only one there.
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