What an awesome idea. Next in the pipe, Heli-pads in the State park for all the well to do Orange county bureacrats!! Thanks guys, could'nt have thought of it with out you:)Of course the SOBOD will have top priviledges.
What the crapp is happened to San Onofre anyways. Un paved road closed day after day. Growlers 1 throughh 5 unsightly horror stories. The ongoing rhetoric about how the Club wants it to look in case the 'Nofre Legends return from the dead. They say we can't return your dues we need the moolah for Bulkee Tee sales, and there's no way we will ever change our dirt road. No way, Rene.
Still, another victim was discovered, this time behind Bldg. #1 at the point. The corpse was decapitaded, no head was found. The beach will remained closed again until Wednesday for inv- estigational purposes. Thank you.
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Murphy and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!"
Murphy answers, "The joke's on you kid, Nyah, nyah,nyah! I wasn't even home last night."
Murphy goes to a whore house. The Madam is out of women but, since it is Murphy she thinks she can get away with a blow up doll and he will never know the difference.
Murphy comes out after being in the room for five minutes. "How was it?", says the Madam. "Not good at all," says Murphy, "I bit her nipple, she let out this huge fart and then flew out the window!"
Murphy is hired to paint the lines on the road. On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only one mile of the road. Disappointed his boss asks what the problem was. Murphy replies, "Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket."
Dr. Ralph en route to home regularly stopped off at the local tavern for a hazelnut daiquiri. The bartender, who could count on the doc's arrival like clockwork, always had the drink fresh on the bar.
But one evening, to the bartender's dismay, he found himself out of hazelnut liqueur for the doctor's favorite drink. So he quickly made a daiquiri with hickory nuts and had it ready when the doctor showed up.
Dr. Ralph duly arrived, took a sip and complained, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"
Oh, the humanity!
ReplyDeleteThe horror!
ReplyDeleteJust what in hell is going on here?
ReplyDeleteA candle-light vigil will be held at Bldg. #5 tomorrow, Saturday at 1900 sharp. Shalom
ReplyDeleteNow I'm bummed! I thought they said a "BUD LIGHT" vigil, damn!
ReplyDeleteWhat an awesome idea. Next in the pipe, Heli-pads in the State park for all the well to do Orange county bureacrats!! Thanks guys, could'nt have thought of it with out you:)Of course the SOBOD will have top priviledges.
ReplyDeleteMurphy, every now and then you really come up with a good one!
ReplyDeleteAnd the same will be true when you repeat it the next time a chopper goes down at Old Man.
the scary thing is though, the toys in the photo belong to Murphy.
ReplyDeleteTerry Beard will play Murphy in the movie.
ReplyDeleteWhat the crapp is happened to San Onofre anyways. Un paved road closed day after day. Growlers 1 throughh 5 unsightly horror stories. The ongoing rhetoric about how the Club wants it to look in case the 'Nofre Legends return from the dead. They say we can't return your dues we need the moolah for Bulkee Tee sales, and there's no way we will ever change our dirt road. No way, Rene.
ReplyDeleteA bloated body was discovered at Dogpatch this afternoon. Corpner's office needs your help identifieng the remains.
ReplyDeleteStill, another victim was discovered, this time behind Bldg. #1 at the point. The corpse was decapitaded, no head was found. The beach will remained closed again until Wednesday for inv-
ReplyDeleteestigational purposes. Thank you.
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Murphy and says, "I was
ReplyDeletelooking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!"
Murphy answers, "The joke's on you kid, Nyah, nyah,nyah! I wasn't even home last night."
Cheezus, Funnybone, now that's comedy
ReplyDeleteHi all, we found the man's head at Trail 6. The Lifeguards delivered it to the Vista Mourge, placing in a preservation fluid.
ReplyDeleteMurphy goes to a whore house. The Madam is out of women but, since it is Murphy she thinks she can get away with a blow up doll and he will never know the difference.
ReplyDeleteMurphy comes out after being in the room for five minutes. "How was it?", says the Madam. "Not good at all," says Murphy, "I bit her nipple, she let out this huge fart and then flew out the window!"
Holy Key Rye'rst, Dr.FB,that is the best joke I'v read in m/y entire life.
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Murphy is hired to paint the lines on the road. On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only one mile of the road. Disappointed his boss asks what the problem was. Murphy replies, "Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket."
ReplyDelete'Cal Trans', you must be kidding. Nobody can be that dumb.
ReplyDeleteStop it! You're making ME cry!
ReplyDelete'Loser', what a great song title.
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Dr. Ralph en route to home regularly stopped off at the local tavern for a hazelnut daiquiri. The bartender, who could count on the doc's arrival like clockwork, always had the drink fresh on the bar.
ReplyDeleteBut one evening, to the bartender's dismay, he found himself out of hazelnut liqueur for the doctor's favorite drink. So he quickly made a daiquiri with hickory nuts and had it ready when the doctor showed up.
Dr. Ralph duly arrived, took a sip and complained, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"
"Nope," the barkeep replied,
"it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
Oh, puhleeze, Doctor.
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