BREAKING NEWS: 100-FOOT WAVE SURFEDUnknown South American Chargers First To Conquer Chilean Monster Waveby Jason VasquezSurferMag.com Correspondent
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Check back in a few hours for video of the 100-foot wave.
Details are still a bit blurry, but according to eye-witness accounts, two unknown South American big-wave hellions have broken the 100-foot barrier, catching and surfing a sky-scraper-size wave off the coast of Chile’s Isla Alejandra Selkirk, several hundred miles off the coast of mainland Chile.
SURFER received the breaking news via satellite phone from a local Arica photographer, who accompanied the big-wave duo deep into the Pacific in hopes of scoring waves on what he called “Chile’s Cortes Bank.” The photographer was shell-shocked but managed to upload the accompanying photo of the two dropping in on the monster cold-water right-hander before stormy conditions terminated his sat-phone connection.
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Check back in a few hours for video of the 100-foot wave.
Details are still a bit blurry, but according to eye-witness accounts, two unknown South American big-wave hellions have broken the 100-foot barrier, catching and surfing a sky-scraper-size wave off the coast of Chile’s Isla Alejandra Selkirk, several hundred miles off the coast of mainland Chile.
SURFER received the breaking news via satellite phone from a local Arica photographer, who accompanied the big-wave duo deep into the Pacific in hopes of scoring waves on what he called “Chile’s Cortes Bank.” The photographer was shell-shocked but managed to upload the accompanying photo of the two dropping in on the monster cold-water right-hander before stormy conditions terminated his sat-phone connection.
I only measure the back sides like them stupid Hawaiians. That wave is really only 96 feet.
ReplyDeleteEh Mahu, you LIKE BEEF? Na, Na, Na Murphy. I sorry, I sorry
ReplyDeleteNo matter where in the world you surf, Howard will drop in on you!
ReplyDeleteWhat a coincidence that today is April 1st.
ReplyDeleteA building ten stories up would be 100'. That wave is not the size of a ten story building, unless
ReplyDeletethat's Haw'n style. Eh' Moke, why you no put S in front you name, blahlah?
[kimo]
Using my Adobe Engineering software which uses a single frame three dimensional size equivalency calculator, I have determined that wave to be between 65 and 67 feet.
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is that don craig?
ReplyDelete'STAR AGAIN',you bet, it sure is Don Craig, good call.
ReplyDeleteSo I was in da barrel, big time, like 2, tree, 4 seconds and I came out an I was so stoked!
ReplyDeleteDere waz one ol Tutu
ReplyDeleteStay living in one slippah
She get choke kids
Planny braddahs one sistah
She geev um lau lau
But no mo da poi
Den broke dere okoles
And sent dem moi moi
Eh, okole, whatever happened to 'Big Wave Dave'. I no mo can sock dat hine. I owe mo plenny scratch.
ReplyDeleteBWD calls himself Small Wave Dave now.
ReplyDeleteputtzle, showing a trick photography 100' wave won't cut it this day and age. W.C.Fields said, "You can fool some of the people, but you can't lead a horse to water".
ReplyDeleteShow them how the cow ate the cabbage.
ReplyDeleteNo way, Jose B.
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There are two sides on a manhole cover. You hear what I'm saying, don't you.
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A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
ReplyDeleteAs Murphy approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
TA DA
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ReplyDeleteC'mon Murphy. Time to dig in your shoebox full of photos and post something---anything!
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HECK NO!
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