Monday, March 02, 2009

Sign O' the Times?

17 comments:

Shotzy Shaffer said...

ignorant floridians

Anonymous said...

Shotzy, you liberal kook!

Tranny said...

Now we know who Puttzle is by the reflection on the truck.

san onofre jim said...

You people are touched in the head.

56 year old virgin said...

Better touched in the head that blessed in the pants.

Anonymous said...

56 year old, who you trying kid. 56 and never been--wait a minute, you a dude or dudette?

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56 yr old virgin said...

Hey Anon, love your profile. Well, I used to be quite the womanizer but since the sex change I'm just dying to try out this new kitten of mine.

san onofre jim said...

56 year old, wehat is your pussy's name?

Anonymous said...

Finally, the State has approved a public beheading (decapitation)
Sunday at the beach. All are welcome.

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Anonymous said...

I want Murphy jokes, please.

Anonymous said...

Anon' #4, here's one. How many Polacks and Murphy does it take to screw in a flashlight battery?

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Big Chicken said...

Why did Murphy cross the road?

56 year old virgin said...

Big Chicken, me thinks because he was stuck in you like he got stuck in me. Wait till I tell him I was one of his drinking pals back in the day. These days though I get prettier the more he drinks.

jack daniels said...

Murphy don't drink.

56 Year Old Virgin said...

I always wondered why he never seemed to get loopie when we drank together and insisted I sleep it off on his couch. Could never figure out why my ass was covered in vaseline when I woke up either.

Anal Wart said...

Are there any other victims of Murphy slipping Roofies in their beverage and then waking up with vaseline ass? I'm glad I'm not the only one!

EYEWITNESS said...

56 Y.O. a famous surfer woke up on the beach the morning-after with a magnum size rubber hanging from his bung-hole.

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