NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Shotzy, you liberal kook!
Now we know who Puttzle is by the reflection on the truck.
You people are touched in the head.
Better touched in the head that blessed in the pants.
56 year old, who you trying kid. 56 and never been--wait a minute, you a dude or dudette?
Hey Anon, love your profile. Well, I used to be quite the womanizer but since the sex change I'm just dying to try out this new kitten of mine.
56 year old, wehat is your pussy's name?
Finally, the State has approved a public beheading (decapitation)Sunday at the beach. All are welcome.
I want Murphy jokes, please.
Anon' #4, here's one. How many Polacks and Murphy does it take to screw in a flashlight battery?
Why did Murphy cross the road?
Big Chicken, me thinks because he was stuck in you like he got stuck in me. Wait till I tell him I was one of his drinking pals back in the day. These days though I get prettier the more he drinks.
Murphy don't drink.
I always wondered why he never seemed to get loopie when we drank together and insisted I sleep it off on his couch. Could never figure out why my ass was covered in vaseline when I woke up either.
Are there any other victims of Murphy slipping Roofies in their beverage and then waking up with vaseline ass? I'm glad I'm not the only one!
56 Y.O. a famous surfer woke up on the beach the morning-after with a magnum size rubber hanging from his bung-hole.
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