Hymn #365! A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I hadAll the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, heSaid, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,I'd take it and pour it into the river.'Sermon complete, he sat down.The song leader stood very cautiously and announcedWith a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Look Murphy- The least you can do is to portray yourelf in the story as the comedic foil like everyone else does.
ReplyDeleteA detective was questioning Murphy about the murder of Juan Gonzalez, the groundskeeper at the local golf course.
ReplyDelete"How was he killed?" asked Murphy.
"With a golf gun," the detective replied.
"A golf gun! What is a golf gun" asked Murphy?
"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
Sgt.Friday, you are too funny.
ReplyDeleteThis was class A . Murphy , you are off the chain! funniest man on the blog. keep up the funny stuff!
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