A couple of blonde men (lets just call them anonymous & anonymous) in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-two's."The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you? "The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.""All right said the clerk. How long do you need them?"The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
That was funnier than murphys jokes, but you still havea lot of work to catch anonymous
ReplyDeleteThat really would have been funnier had they both been named Murphy.
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The Italian word for "mixed" or "mixture." For example, fritto misto means "mixed fry" and refers to a dish that includes various pieces of meat, fish, vegetables and murphy, all of which are dipped in batter and
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