Friday, June 26, 2009

AMA on Obama's Health Care Plan

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care plan being developed by the Obama Team.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.


the enbalmer said...

Puttzle you are unkind. I am not well. I am plagued with crippling arthritis, lumbag, multiple schlerossis of the liver (which weighs over 18 lbs.) droopsy, dyslexia, trembling thumbs, hearing impaired. I am a wreck. You poke fun at Mr.Obama you should be deported to Cuba

In the office said...

Outstanding thinking with this statement! Where are these people to run this country?

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