Tuesday, June 02, 2009

OUR GOVERNORS ALMA MATER!


11 comments:

  1. Hold on....

    I'm getting out my magifying glass right now.....

    Shit, I still can't read that! Can someone please help?

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  2. 'Mini', it's Uniniversity of Utah Bisons.

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  3. VALIDITORIAN, are you sure they're not the University of Utah Ducks. Well, what say you?

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  4. 'Mini Murph, can you read this alright?'

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  5. Mr. Obama:

    I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your
    conduct on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that
    you are not an adequate representative of the United States
    of America collectively or of me personally.
    You are so
    obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world
    that you have abdicated the responsibilities of the
    President of the United States of America. You are
    responsible to the citizens of the United States.

    You are not responsible to the peoples of any other
    country on earth. I personally resent that you go
    around the world apologizing for the United States
    telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care about
    their status in the world. Sir, what do you think the First
    World War and the Second World War were all about if not the
    consideration of the peoples of Europe? Are you brain dead?
    What do you think the Marshall Plan was all about?

    Do you not understand or know the history of the 20th
    century? Where do you get off telling a Muslim country that
    the United States does not consider itself a Christian
    country? Have you not read the Declaration of Independence
    or the Constitution of the United
    States? This country was founded on Judeo-Christian ethics
    and the principles governing this country, at least until
    you came along, come directly from this heritage. Do you not
    understand this?

    Your bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia is an affront to
    all Americans. Our President does not bow down to
    anyone, let alone the king of Saudi Arabia. You don't
    show Great Britain, our best and one of our oldest allies,
    the respect they deserve yet you bow down to the king of
    Saudi Arabia. How dare you, sir! How dare you!

    You can't find the time to visit the graves of our
    greatest generation because you don't want to offend the
    Germans but make time to visit a mosque in Turkey. You
    offended our dead and every veteran when you give the
    Germans more respect than the people who saved the German
    people from themselves. What's the matter with you?

    I am convinced that you and the members of your
    administration have
    the historical and intellectual depth of a mud puddle and
    should be ashamed of yourselves, all of you. You are so
    self-righteously offended by the big bankers and the
    American automobile manufacturers yet do nothing about the
    real thieves in this situation, Mr. Dodd, Mr.
    Frank, Franklin Raines, Jamie Gorelic, the Fannie Mae
    bonuses, and the Freddie Mac bonuses. What do you
    intend to do about them? Anything? I seriously doubt it.

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  6. What about the U.S. House members passing out $9.1 million
    in bonuses to their staff members -- on top of the $2.5
    million in automatic pay raises that lawmakers gave
    themselves? I understand the average House aide got a 17%
    bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my
    employer.

    You haven't said anything about that. Who authorized
    that? I surely didn't! Executives at Fannie Mae and
    Freddie Mac will be receiving $210 million in bonuses over
    an eighteen-month period, that's $45 million more
    than the AIG bonuses. In fact, Fannie and Freddie
    executives have already been awarded $51 million -- not a
    bad take. Who authorized that and why haven't you
    expressed your outrage at this group who are largely
    responsible for the economic mess we have right now.

    I resent that you take me and my fellow citizens as
    brain-dead and not caring about what you idiots do. We
    are watching what you are doing and we are getting
    increasingly fed up with all of you. I also want you to know
    that I personally find just about everything you do and say
    to be offensive to every one of my sensibilities. I
    promise you that I will work tirelessly to see that you do
    not get a chance to spend two terms destroying my beautiful
    country.

    Sincerely,

    Every Real American

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  7. USA, shout it out. I be a slave for years, what you be doing 'cept acting 'toopid. Well, say what.

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  8. Stymie Beard6/03/2009 8:31 AM

    Yo Gumbo- was you one of the Marx Brothers?

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  9. 'Stymie', no. That was Gummo Marx, no relation.

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  10. I find that hard to believe as your resemblance to them is uncanny!

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  11. To some, Timothy Leary is our Savior. He proclaims dope as the alternative message. MARANATHA!

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