Wednesday, July 15, 2009

New Murphline San Onofre Feature - Premium Users ONLY

18 comments:

the Administrator said...

Puttzle, you're making bock beer here, you know, scraping the bottem of the barrell.

San Onofre said...

Murph's trying to tell us something.

Captain Fritz said...

Murphy and his wife are lying in bed trying to sleep, kept up by the neighbor's dog barking like mad in the garden.

"To hell with this!" Murphy says and storms off.

Five minutes later he comes back upstairs and his wife asks "What did you do?"

Murphy replies "I've put the little bugger in our garden... let's see how they like it!!"

Anonymous said...

You must think we are reall dumb.

Anonymous said...

What line. There is no line is there?

Anonymous said...

I always knew Murphy was higher than a kite!

fritz said...

"He is not only dull himself;
He is the cause of dullness in others."

mae west said...

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."

LARRY said...

I'm On FACEBOOK Now!

Google account said...

You're killing me Larry!

My Face said...

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
I have a mother,
Her name is Mother.
Hi Mother, Hi, I love you Mother.
I'll always love you, Mother.

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
I have a sister
Her name is Joyce

My name is Larry
I have a grandfather
His name is Grandpa
Hi, Grandpa
Remember Grandpa, when I used to go over to the house and you wouldn't
let me go into the um, into the um, kitchen with the rest of the family.
Remember that, Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh yes, Larry, you were a nice boy
and stay away from us.
When we want you to come over, I'll get a hold of your mother
and I'll call her up and you can come over, OK.

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
I have an uncle
His name is Bob
Hi, Bob, Bob
I like you a Bob
You're an artist and I like you a lot

Uncle Bob: Larry, I like you a lot too, you're a nice boy.

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
I have an auntie
Her name is Becky
Hi, Auntie Becky

Auntie Becky: Hi Larry, ha

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
I have an auntie
Her name is Auntie Estelle
Hi, Auntie Estelle, Hi

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
I have a brother,
His name is David
Hi David, David
You know I talked about you on my album on the
Wild Man Fischer story and could you say a few words.

David: I'm a Certified Public Accountant
And my brother Larry is the worst singer, one of the worst singers there ever was. And I can not see how in the world, with knowing him anything is possible, knowing him, 'cause I used to hear him sing all day long.

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
I have a cousin
His name is Harvey
Hi, Harvey

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
My name is Larry
My name is Larry
My name is Larry
My name is Larry

larry coronary said...

Dear Mr.My Face, you mustn't criticize a man unless you've walked a mile in his moccasins. Thank you.

blog doctor said...

The patient is terminal.

sooth sayer said...

Doctor, AAMOF you can stick a fork in him, he's done.

Murphy said...

My name is Murphy
My name is Murphy
My name is Murphy
My name is Murphy
My name is Murphy
My name is Murphy

Anonymous said...

Hooray for Murphy,
Hooray at last
Hooray for Murphy
He's a horse's ass.

Anonymous said...

Murphless, gues what. Tey'vejacked up toll road prices mega big time. You're not gonna' like it, not at all. From here to
inland Empire is going to cost a furtune. Who cares, I don't no knowbody from there. I'm concerned annual pass is skyrocketing to $300.99 per annum. One good thing it'll clear out the rug salespeople and you know who they are.

Anonymous said...

In anonymous#4's defence, His mother threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.


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