NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Puttzle, you're making bock beer here, you know, scraping the bottem of the barrell.
Murph's trying to tell us something.
Murphy and his wife are lying in bed trying to sleep, kept up by the neighbor's dog barking like mad in the garden. "To hell with this!" Murphy says and storms off. Five minutes later he comes back upstairs and his wife asks "What did you do?" Murphy replies "I've put the little bugger in our garden... let's see how they like it!!"
You must think we are reall dumb.
What line. There is no line is there?
I always knew Murphy was higher than a kite!
"He is not only dull himself; He is the cause of dullness in others."
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
I'm On FACEBOOK Now!
You're killing me Larry!
My name is LarryMy name is LarryI have a mother,Her name is Mother.Hi Mother, Hi, I love you Mother.I'll always love you, Mother.My name is LarryMy name is LarryI have a sisterHer name is JoyceMy name is LarryI have a grandfatherHis name is GrandpaHi, GrandpaRemember Grandpa, when I used to go over to the house and you wouldn'tlet me go into the um, into the um, kitchen with the rest of the family.Remember that, Grandpa?Grandpa: Oh yes, Larry, you were a nice boyand stay away from us.When we want you to come over, I'll get a hold of your motherand I'll call her up and you can come over, OK.My name is LarryMy name is LarryI have an uncle His name is BobHi, Bob, BobI like you a BobYou're an artist and I like you a lotUncle Bob: Larry, I like you a lot too, you're a nice boy.My name is LarryMy name is LarryI have an auntieHer name is BeckyHi, Auntie BeckyAuntie Becky: Hi Larry, haMy name is LarryMy name is LarryI have an auntieHer name is Auntie EstelleHi, Auntie Estelle, HiMy name is LarryMy name is LarryI have a brother,His name is DavidHi David, DavidYou know I talked about you on my album on the Wild Man Fischer story and could you say a few words.David: I'm a Certified Public AccountantAnd my brother Larry is the worst singer, one of the worst singers there ever was. And I can not see how in the world, with knowing him anything is possible, knowing him, 'cause I used to hear him sing all day long.My name is LarryMy name is LarryI have a cousinHis name is HarveyHi, HarveyMy name is LarryMy name is LarryMy name is LarryMy name is LarryMy name is LarryMy name is Larry
Dear Mr.My Face, you mustn't criticize a man unless you've walked a mile in his moccasins. Thank you.
The patient is terminal.
Doctor, AAMOF you can stick a fork in him, he's done.
My name is MurphyMy name is MurphyMy name is Murphy My name is MurphyMy name is MurphyMy name is Murphy
Hooray for Murphy, Hooray at last Hooray for Murphy He's a horse's ass.
Murphless, gues what. Tey'vejacked up toll road prices mega big time. You're not gonna' like it, not at all. From here to inland Empire is going to cost a furtune. Who cares, I don't no knowbody from there. I'm concerned annual pass is skyrocketing to $300.99 per annum. One good thing it'll clear out the rug salespeople and you know who they are.
In anonymous#4's defence, His mother threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.anon#googleplex
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