Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Newest Surf Product from EmEx


Prototype test rider Joe heading for the surf to demo the new EmEx leash.


Notice how the leash stays tangle-free!


As seen here, the leash floats effortlessly behind the rider and stays out of his way. The guys outside wanted to buy one after watching Joe's demo.

7 comments:

joe shlump said...

THIS EQUIPMENT WAS DESIGNED FOR BEGINNERS, INEXPERIANCED, AND THOSE WHO ARE UNABLE TO CONTROL THEIR FLOATATION DEVICE. THEY ARE BIG SELLERS FOR WAN2BEES DISIREING TO IMPRESS THEIR INLAND EMPIRE FRIENDS BY SAWING THE TAILBLOCK ANF CRAMMING INTO THE TRUNK WITH ONLY A FIN DISPLAYED.

Shecky Greenbaum said...

Murphy goes into his favorite deli where the waiter immediately brings him a bowl of matzoh ball soup. Murphy signals the waiter to come back.

"Taste the soup!" he commands.

"Why?" inquires the surprised waiter.

"Taste the soup!" comes the reply.

"Murphy, you've been coming in here every day for ten years. There's never been anything wrong with the soup."

"Taste the soup!"

"What's wrong, too much salt--not enough salt?"

"Taste the soup!"

"What, the matzo balls aren't fluffy enough for you?"

"TASTE THE SOUP!"

The waiter finally agrees, "All right all right, I'll taste the soup! Where's the spoon?"

"A-HA!" chortles Murphy.

you must be homo's said...

You guys are a gas. You complain about this being a surf blog and that nothing is being posted about surfing, but when someone post's a surf related subject you talk about something that has nothing to do with the subject of surfing.

Anonymous said...

Puttzle, I honest to gawd give up.

BOOMER said...

Looks like SPAM, feels like SPAM, tastes like SPAM, it must be SPAM. "Buy my books".
FedEx

patrick winecamper said...

wow that same kook was wearing
a GREAT KAHUNA tee shirt i guess the shirt and leash go hand in hand

BANANA RAMA DING DONG said...

Okay, Wiecamper, good call.

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