NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Saul Rite, she's hot, bro.
It was the first day of school in the USA for a new student named Murphy Chandrasekhar who entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me liberty or give me Death'?"She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Murphy, who had his handup."Patrick Henry, in 1775," he said."Very good! Who said 'Government ofthe People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"Again, no response except from Murphy. "Abraham Lincoln, in 1863," said Murphy.The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed...Murphy, who is new to our country, knows more about its history thanyou do."She heard a loud whisper, "Damn those Indians.""Who said that?" she demanded.Murphy put his hand up. "General Custer, in 1862."At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now, who said that?"Again, Murphy says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, in1991."Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"Murphy jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to MonicaLewinsky, in 1997!"Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll killyou."Murphy frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifyingagainst him, in 2004."The teacher fainted.As the class gathered around theteacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh crap, we're screwed!"Murphy said quietly, "I think it was the American people, November 4, 2008.
because they can Puttzle, because they can
Nice Ass, period.
Patrick Henry said," Give me Liberty or give me Death.
"CLINTON LIED. A MAN MIGHT FORGET WHERE HERE PARKS OR WHERE HE LIVES, BUT HE NEVER FORGETS ORAL SEX,NO MATTER HOW BAD IT IS."BARBARA BUSH
Well...At least there hetero!!!
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