Friday, July 10, 2009

Why is it...


...that our Presidents of the Democratic party all have roving eyes?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Saul Rite, she's hot, bro.

Anonymous said...

It was the first day of school in the USA for a new student named Murphy Chandrasekhar who entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me liberty or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Murphy, who had his hand
up.

"Patrick Henry, in 1775," he said.

"Very good! Who said 'Government of
the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"

Again, no response except from Murphy. "Abraham Lincoln, in 1863," said Murphy.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed...
Murphy, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than
you do."

She heard a loud whisper, "Damn those Indians."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Murphy put his hand up. "General Custer, in 1862."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Murphy says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, in
1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Murphy jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica
Lewinsky, in 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill
you."

Murphy frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying
against him, in 2004."

The teacher fainted.

As the class gathered around the
teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh crap, we're screwed!"

Murphy said quietly, "I think it was the American people, November 4, 2008.

obviously said...

because they can Puttzle, because they can

olsrfbum said...

Nice Ass, period.

olsrfbum said...

Nice Ass, period.

olsrfbum said...

Patrick Henry said," Give me Liberty or give me Death.

fritz said...

"CLINTON LIED. A MAN MIGHT FORGET WHERE HERE PARKS OR WHERE HE LIVES, BUT HE NEVER FORGETS ORAL SEX,NO MATTER HOW BAD IT IS."

BARBARA BUSH

Tyler said...

Well...At least there hetero!!!

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