Monday, August 10, 2009

Murphline 08.10.09

Murphy approved.

15 comments:

was it murphy? said...

The San Clemente Sheriff's Department reports finding a man's body in the San Mateo river just west of the Railroad trestle. .

The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive blood alcohol level.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on device, and an Obama T-shirt.

He also had a cucumber lodged in his rectum.

The officers removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

Anonymous said...

No. It was not Murphy. Sounds as though it could be Munoz, especially with the cucucumber giveaway.

Anon' #3 said...

'Was it Murphy' there'a funny, but sad story about Mongoose, but it wasn't a garden species giant cucumber. The 'Goose
crashed a beach party in Laguna Beach. Regardless, he consumed more of his share 151o Bacardi rum. Now, I don't know what happened around the campfire that night, but when he woked up the next AM he was laying face down in the damp sand with a magnum size rubber hanging out his you know what.

M. Night Murphy said...

I loved the surprise ending!

Murphy's Ex. said...

One things for sure: If it was a magnum sized rubber stuck in his a-hole, in certainly was not from Murphy!

And I know!

TIGER WOOD said...

This is for San Onofre Murphy. Winners never quit, quitters never win.

MURPHY said...

I QUIT!

Anonymous said...

ME TOO.

Fats Flannighan said...

Good Gawd, been gone only 10 days and the blog has gone to hell in a hand basket. "Murphline", here's my arm, give me a break. Pretty soon they will be setting up "Premium Murphline" and charging you for it.

SWOOZIE said...

Yo, Fats, youse gets what youse pays for.

puttzle said...

Yes Fats, the PREMIUM cam is in the works!

And Swoosie hit the nail on the head.

Anonymous said...

Puttz', thi is great news. Are you allowed to give the brand name. That Vblog feller' uses Logitech.

puttzle said...

Fuji.

POSIE SWANK said...

Puttzle, FUJI is top of the line.

you know who said...

"SHOW ME A GOOD LOSER, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A LOSER"!

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