NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Please post these later in the day.
That will cost you big bucks.
puttzle, a mind is a terrible thing to waste. Ask Murphy.
Puttzy baby, the United Negro Collge Fund.
For the first time in my life I fel good about San Onofre Surf Beach.
Now there's REALLY nothing funny about it.
Yes Hazy, murphy would say that YOUR mind IS a waste!
HOW MANY MURPHIES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A 40 WATT LIGHT BULB?
Don't you mean MURPHYS not MURPHIES? What the heck is a MURPHIE?
'Grammer Stool', a murphie is the common American slang for 'potato', just as 'spud'. Now, you must pay attention.
Are you saying that MURPHIE is a STUD?
'Grammar Stool', no, a pud.But, he's making a bazillion with his new BLOG title.
Hi everybody, I'm a beach bum,you know, eat, sleep, surf, not a care in the world, but I have insomnia, shingles, swollen gums, chronic diarreah, palsey, and dropsy. Go figure.
Will you guys guys quit talking about murphy.
A French doctor told a news paper that french medicine was so advanced , they could take a kidney from one man and place it in another and in 6 weeks he could be out looking for work.A German doctor said "thats nothing", in Germany we can take a lung from one man and put it in another and in just 4 weeks he could be out looking for a job,A Russian doctor said You guys are way behind, we can take half a heart from one man an put it in another and in 2 weeks they both could be out looking for a job.A doctor from Ohio said, we have you all beat, we can take a man with no brains and put him in the White House and in 3 months he can have half the counrty looking for a job!
as Jim Morrisson said:"this is the end"
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