Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Wednesday Murphline

3 comments:

Jojo Binks said...

There may not be a point, but there are still hippies, or at least one!

Anonymous said...

Jojo, you gots that right. When you go to San Francisco wear a flower in your hair.

Horse shit said...

When Murphy was a young cowboy in Texas he bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news... the horse died."

Murphy replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already.."
Murphy said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Murphy said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

Murphy said, "Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Murphy and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"


Murphy said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece at the Ohana Kemp Luau and made a profit of $998."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Murphy said, "Just the guy who won... so I gave Puttzle his two dollars back."

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