Friday, September 11, 2009

Big To-Do This Weekend

Yup, it's that time again for the Annual San Onofre Surfing Club Contest, Saturday and Sunday, September 12-13. I was down at San-O today and they were setting up the judge's stand as well as the 6,000 seat bleachers for all the onlookers. In-N-Out Burger will have their trailer as will the Club so you can buy all the new Club merchandise. Come early for best selection, trailer opens at 9:00 a.m. sharp.

Check out Tubesteak's blog! This man is amazing, you never know what he will come up with next. Now it looks like he's selling steaks! Check it out.

33 comments:

Mr.Al Geyser said...

Mr.Puttzle, Tubes is a 'Johnny on the Spoi' when you need him. Presently, he is in the outs with the Rangers, volunteer Rangers, the SOSC BOD, and the Judges until M.Goose can distignuish between a
'7' and an '18'. The 'Hook 'em Horns, chick nay be a little 'iffy as she resides in Abaliene.

puttzle said...

You talking about Jolene?!?

AGGGHHHHH!!!! said...

The domain tubesteak.org has expired.

Anonymous said...

Puttzle, if Jolean seen how you spelled her name she'd schitt a brique sideways. She's residing inn a traler court down in Corpus Chritie TX. She reads this Blog and said her new favorit song is 'Drinking Double and Thinking Single'.

Anonymous said...

TONIGHT Trail 6, candlelight vigil. Bring potluck to share. All welcome. We beat thhe tollroad, let's stop mandatory clothing.

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of hypocrits! San Onofre BOD's complain about the crowds over Labor day weeked, then have the club contest the following weekend. Why don't they have the contest 2 weeks after Labor day it wood give us a rest before you jam it up again!

Mr.Al Geyser said...

Great luck to you San Onofre Contest participants. Today is the first day of the rest of your surfing careers. Aren't you glad you chose surfing instead of golf. Tiger Wood so far this year has made $18,000,000.00.

Anonymous said...

AGGHHHH!!!!, yes he lost '.org' to some so called meat fectory in the midwest. So, you must take the bitter with the sweet. Unless they're into surfing Tubesteak is a loser as they will find, however, it'll probanly turn out to be a porn site. Anyways, you can always get Tubesteak's Diary the Vblog celebrating surfing.

sad sack said...

Land sakes, they captured the whole thingt Tbes has been stripped of everything and no place to go. That's right a Logitech Quickcam rhat is ns defunked, or something like that.

Anonymous said...

Ii is 11:35 AM Old Nofre is 100% blown out, white caps only. The priority bouy blew away. The wind is howling from the West. Thanks for coming, see you next year.

[anon4]

Anonymous said...

I was only looking forf club contest resuts, all I got ofrom Club news was nothing. Yes, absolutly nothing. Foundations, charitis, but mothing about r4rsults. I give up. It appears everyone's involved with Faceboou and My Space. True or false.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous #4 There ain't no justice. Y ou want to see a contest Google 'Farting Contest with Lord Windenshmear and Paul Boomer.

Yikes! said...

Murphy knew he had hit the jackpot when he found a four-leaf clover. Everything went right for him. He found a great wife. He retired. And he went to the beach everyday.

Then one day, he left the clover in clothes that went to the dry cleaner. It was still there when he retrieved the clothes. But it had been flattened.

His luck immediately turned rotten. He lost his wife and had to get a job. He stopped going to the beach. Finally, he complained to Henry Ford.

"It's like I always tell you," Henry said.

"Never press your luck!"

tinker bell said...

What you people failed to mention the great job the public address announcers did, in particicular Scott French, Al Gee, Willie Wilson, Dino Doughrty, and all the spotters. Wonderful time gang.

When's the paddle out? said...

The talk of the contest was the demise of all sites TUBESTEAK (except for the gay porn ones).

Peter Pan said...

Martin Sugarman ran a piece about 'Why Gays Don't Surf'. Tubes hates the 'nom de surf' Tubesteak, but you gots to go with the person with whom you went to the dance. Tubes prefers the names 'Chuck', 'Chaz', Tyler, Mike [as in Hynson] Spyder, Lefty, or 'The Germ', maybe Larry too.

Howard said...

Barak Obama is the best President since Jimmy Carter and quite possibly the best ever.

I should know as I am a unionized school teacher.

F.U. Howard said...

Barack Hussein Obama is a fucking nigger.

Before you call me a racist you need to get ahold of the facts and grasp a simple concept: There are niggers, there is white trash. There are beaners and there are gooks. There are camel jockeys, and there are stinkbeards. On the other side of the coin there are black people, white people, mexicans and asians. There will always be camel jockeys and stinkbeards and you assholes can go suck Allah's dick for all I care. FUCK YOU Obama!

Anonymous said...

Will someone please post the results of yesterday's finals of the San Onofre Surfboard ridibg event, or did the tabulators misplace them.

Jim Irwin said...

The Gee family took first in every event from 8 and under to 80 and over.

Anonymous said...

Irwindale, you don't beat the odds Maybe, that's why they all go there. In numbers there is force. Judge Mickey Munoz is a great fan of the Irwins.

IB da judge said...

Results of San Onofre Surfing Club Contest are as follows:

1st Place - Murphy
2nd Place - Murphy
3rd Place - Murphy

Anonymous said...

Yes, I.B. You should mention Murph was in the 'Golden Senior's Grand Master Heats'. Our Club is onsidering him for a Perpetual Trophy along with those other dead ones, and you know who they are.

Father Murphy said...

God is in control. When man doesn't pay attention and decides to do things his way then a small disaster turns into a very big disaster.

Anonymous said...

Sydney Esq. when you coming back to breath life into this failing blog. You can do it.

Anonymous said...

Suck 'eem up, bra.

Anonymous said...

Puttzle, good news; bad news, First, the good. Tubes is, as we speak, in Wtchita, Kansas and swears he shall nevev return to San Onofre beach. He feels that place has peaked. If you think the beach is overwhlemed by dogs, you should see this slaughter house surrounded by barking animals chasing their tails. You wouldn't believe it.

Anonymous said...

Its on the buzz that Murphy's camper has been seen several times heading towards the campgrounds around 6am. Whats up with that?

Weenie Wagger said...

Murphy has been gaying out at Trail 6 to protest the nudity ban.

Buck Nekid said...

Murphy was cited for indecent exposure at Trails yesterday.

And he was fully clothed!

Mr.Al Geyser said...

Orale El Puttzer, you know who this is. Regarding your mention of In 'n Out Burgers was well recieved here at the Dana West Yacht Club. I tell you they are not what they once were. I don't know what happened do you? They have no flavor and too chewey.
What's the deal wit' dose 'toop'id animals on San-O Daze.

Jack-Russels in-the-box said...

Al, where do you think In & out gets it meat. It should be called the "BOW-WOW" burger!

Anonymous said...

Mr.Russell a point well taken. Case in point. Drtve down to East San Diego where the Asian enclave is and find a dog that's alive.

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