Thursday, February 25, 2010

BIG BROTHER


When it comes to working for the DOD, ( Dept. of Def. ) there are a lot of perks that come along with that. There are also some down sides to the job, like my little on board friend shown in the attached photo taken from inside my GOV,
( Government Authorized Vehicle) . This is my on board surveillance camera monitored by GIS,
( Government Information Service ) this little guy can tell if you are on I-5 or if you are going to fast, and no you can not put tape over the lens.
Seem like a small price to pay and I already know how to get around the I-5 thing.
By the way the only reason I would need the 5 would be to get back to the office for lunch or quit-in time.

20 comments:

  1. If you need to know how fast you're going, ask Putzel. He's an expert at speed control, and he is sorely missed. Nobody yells at trolls kicking up dust any more and the whole beach has become a drag strip since he quit.

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  2. Oh, for gawd's sake. I quit.

    [anon'#2]

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  3. Obama made me put one in my toilet.

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  4. -Why do firemen wear red suspenders?


    -So their bodies can be easily found and brought back to loved ones if they are caught in a fire.

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  5. SANO homeless2/26/2010 8:56 AM

    d a lunch break, but I don't. You failed to mention yor gas credit card, be thankful you don't resort to the siphon hose. I will pray for you.

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  6. Missing Contributors2/26/2010 9:05 AM

    First goes Murphy.

    Now gone are Sydney and the 2 broads.

    Whats going on over there anyway Puttzle? What have you done?

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  7. SANO homeless, I shall pray for him. I know who he is. He's the SANO guy who makes a fortune throwing surfing contest then instead of givng cash prizes he gives wooden salad bowls as prizes.
    No, it's not Luton.

    [anon'4]

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  8. a spade's a spade2/26/2010 9:19 AM

    Missing Contributors: You get what you pay for.

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  9. 'Missing Contributor', Puttzle has not a clue what he is doing. Sadly, he appears to be spaced out.

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  10. And speaking of Puttzle, where has he been?

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  11. Doc:

    I always pick my nose when I drive. Often times I eat what I excavate. Would that camera see all of that?

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  12. Anon'#7, you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose.

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  13. "SODOMIZED"
    On the San Onofre surf beach in broad daylight. Yesterday in front of Bldg.#4. It was horrible. All those homeless beach bums laughed during the entry.

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  14. I saw the whole thing go down.It was dressing room #2. The device was a huge black dildo that looked like it could cause serious damage, but the fellow took it quite well.

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  15. pretzle: WITFAY?

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  16. Anonymous #8, Puttzle is out to lunch. GR2BR.

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  17. Guess what. 0708 she's shut do wn again, Parking where where dirt road ends in on the asphalt covered area. Sorry, have a nice day. BTW, Doheny, drive right in.

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  18. program director2/27/2010 7:40 AM

    Puttzle, the answer is no, however, Syd can be seen on 'Far
    Better Things', a wonderful page.

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  19. Doheney shut down til further notice as is San Onofre. Tsunami on the way, head for high ground or suffer the consequences.

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  20. Anon'#10,head for Sea World and play with the whales. Alright.

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