Saturday, February 27, 2010

Olympic Gold!


The International Olympic Committee stunned the world this morning when they awarded U.S. President Barack Obama a gold medal for Men’s Skiing. When asked how this could be, considering that President Obama has never skied nor competed in the Olympic games, an IOC spokesman justified the decision by stating “Barack Obama is going downhill faster than anyone this year.”

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rain, 30k south wind. 'Nofre's had it for the weekend. The palm trees are bent over backwards alright.

harbtnger said...

Don't you people ever have good news to report?

Anonymous said...

0830, she's really coming down now.
Two more storms to follow.

[anon'#2]

Paul Bunyon said...

Puttzle, 8.8 is a big time earthquake. You're fortunate to be alive.

Anonymous said...

Bunyon: I think we are doomed.

harvey wallbanger said...

RAINING, HUGE SOUTH WIND, muddy
road closure, reopen uncertain. No refunds, go to Doheny, drive right in.

Anonymous said...

Doheny closed.

Tidal wave coming.

Chicken Little said...

Tsunami warning. Henny Penny, Drakey Lakey, Cocky Lockey, Turkey Lurkey, and Foxy Loxy.

Tremblor said...

Puttzle, you could see this one coming. Google Valapapriaso Chili. It's as plain as the nose on your face. 1980 9.8. Can you believe it?

Kool Aid Drinker said...

Give the guy a chance! He's only been in office for a year.

In The know said...

He and his handlers are going to destroy the US. That's what it's all about. You are going to watch it happen and you are all going to ask, how did this happen?, as in, cool aid big time!

Anonymous said...

In The Know, you ignorant slut. Geo. W. Bush has already destroyed the US. Open your eyes for chrissakes

Anonymous said...

As much as I hated W, I sure miss him now!

In The know said...

They all dance to the same assholes led by David Rockefeller and co. If you don't get it your stupid. Every admin has been controlled by these people since the so called Federal Reserve came in in 1913. Thank you Wilson. If you don't know the history, you are in a fog so thick that you won't see it coming!

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