Hy gang, well the biggest wave on the coast today is a meager 10 inches and holding. It shall get smaller before it gets bigger Tough luck ahead for sure.
I think Murphy spent a lot of time with Tudor teaching him the crossover and cutback, as well as teaching the younger Tube the secrets of SanO. Now that Tudor and Tube's son are on their own, Murph has turned out the lights and left the building.
Hi Dr Ralph, My girlfriend said her ex-boyfriend had a larger than average penis. I’m pretty sure she hasn’t seen many, where does this average come from?
What happened yesterday at Four Doors was astonishing. I'd eaten some vines liorice, the it hit me like a ton of bricks. Standing in the middle of the sacred dirt road, I gots a case of the Italian Squirtz, and you know what that means. The second I felt it I headed straight for Bldg. #4. Too late the doors were locked by teenage smokers. In a moment all I could do was head for the shore break, passing a groggy Sal Geeze, just in time. When I got to the water all hell broke loose. There was crappols all over my lower torso, you know, real messy. It took over 20 minutes to dissolve in the shorebrek. I know ev erybody on the beach recognized my dlimma.
Yes Jack, we sure did see you. In fact we immediatly rushed the kids to the ER and the dogs to the vet for shots as they were all frolicking next to you.
Sydney, you must step up, hit a home run, fast. Maybe, you could do sharks attacking preteens in the tide hole at San Onofre. This blog is like watching the sinking of the 'Titanic', only worser.
This Sunday, Sydney Carton Esq. Jr. shall give a flatulent exhibition, featuring the blue flame experiance, at dressing room #1 Bldg.#4. No pictures please.
Droug Watts said thiers gonnaw B a Massive crod at Doho manana, So he's going to drive with Miki Dorian and Tubestare for da Surfer Stealing event. At'Da Flu'!
Billy, she sure don't sound good does she?
ReplyDeleteMan steak does 'Bro 'Moe still trabajando thier?
ReplyDeleteSwine flu. What swine flu? Give us a us a break. We don't need no Swine flu.
ReplyDelete'Moe the Toe' is still at the Atomic Workers union hall.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget tomorrow starts 'June Gloom'.
ReplyDeleteHy gang, well the biggest wave on the coast today is a meager 10 inches and holding. It shall get smaller before it gets bigger Tough luck ahead for sure.
ReplyDeleteCrappy surf, west nile virus, swine flu, shark attachs, radiation, wild dogs, rocks, dog poop, screaming tots, etc.
ReplyDeleteWhat the Hell kinda place is San Onofre?
No.Cal Reader: what you see is what you get.
ReplyDeleteMonday, incoming tide. Two new attacks this afternoon. One fatality. Nine year old boy on Memorial Day break Tay off canvas.
ReplyDeleteMonday, incoming tide. Two new attacks this afternoon. One fatality. Nine year old boy on Memorial Day break Tay off canvas.
ReplyDeleteYou pick 'em at their peak. Tudor Nuuhiiva.
ReplyDeleteanother day in pair of dice! Hah!
ReplyDeleteHOPPY, Tudor dinero facil.
ReplyDeleteI think Murphy spent a lot of time with Tudor teaching him the crossover and cutback, as well as teaching the younger Tube the secrets of SanO. Now that Tudor and Tube's son are on their own, Murph has turned out the lights and left the building.
ReplyDeleteAnon'#4, GRTBR.
ReplyDeleteHi Dr Ralph, My girlfriend said her ex-boyfriend had a larger than average penis. I’m pretty sure she hasn’t seen many, where does this average come from?
ReplyDeleteWhat happened yesterday at Four Doors was astonishing. I'd eaten some vines liorice, the it hit me like a ton of bricks. Standing in the middle of the sacred dirt road, I gots a case of the Italian
ReplyDeleteSquirtz, and you know what that means. The second I felt it I headed straight for Bldg. #4. Too late the doors were locked by teenage smokers. In a moment all I could do was head for the shore break, passing a groggy Sal Geeze, just in time. When I got to the water all hell broke loose. There was crappols all over my lower torso, you know, real messy. It took over 20 minutes to dissolve in the shorebrek. I know ev erybody on the beach recognized my dlimma.
Yes Jack, we sure did see you. In fact we immediatly rushed the kids to the ER and the dogs to the vet for shots as they were all frolicking next to you.
ReplyDeleteThat stunk to high heaven, by the way.
Q: Why did Murphy sleep on the beach in Mississippi?
ReplyDeleteA: Because he wanted to get up oily.
TA DA!
ReplyDeleteIt's about time SOSC BOD detoxified, delouse, sanitize with Lysole each and every toilet at San Onofre beach before the Swine flu becomes a plague.
ReplyDeleteQUESTION PLEASE: Is this April or May?
ReplyDeleteTake a flamethrower down there an blowtorch that whole depressing situation.
ReplyDeleteName that beach, win a Van at Capistrano Ford.
ReplyDeleteJust when you thought it couldn't get worse, it did.
ReplyDelete'Give Up', it ain't gonna' get no better either.
ReplyDeleteSydney, you must step up, hit a home run, fast. Maybe, you could do sharks attacking preteens in the tide hole at San Onofre. This blog is like watching the sinking of the 'Titanic', only worser.
ReplyDelete#18, like everyone else on this blog, Sydney is in the game without a mitt and doesn't know his ass from 3rd base.
ReplyDeleteHiroshima or Nagasaki? Let em all go!
ReplyDeletePhil honey, I think it should be, "Sydney doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground."
ReplyDeleteTink baby.
ReplyDeletetake it from me, I dont know my ass from 3rd base either.
Phil, Sidney's ass looks exactly likw a cather's mit.
ReplyDeleteThey often refer to his ass as the 7th inning stretch.
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny. Sydney's rear end looks just like a gurney face.
ReplyDeleteWallett containing $2,800.00 found at Bldg.#4 yesterday. Please claim
ReplyDeletebefore contents are given to San Onofre Surfing Club.
Why do you not publish a photo of this Sydney character so we have an idea why people mock him so?
ReplyDeleteWhere the hell is Puttzle. This has gone too far.
ReplyDeletePhotos of Sydney's ass?
ReplyDeleteGood Gawd!!!!!!!!!!!
How 'bout a photo op of Sydney's big hairy ass uncorking a great big smelly fart. And he yells, 'no corks'. Okay.
ReplyDeleteFor golly sakes. Everybody wants to be identified as a surfer, don't they.
ReplyDeleteWoe Be Gone
ReplyDeleteThis Sunday, Sydney Carton Esq. Jr.
ReplyDeleteshall give a flatulent exhibition, featuring the blue flame experiance, at dressing room #1 Bldg.#4. No pictures please.
Duded fool, this bro sai you'd hava a new background for the weekend. Who went to sleep at the switch, Dr.Ralph.
ReplyDeleteLast time Sydney gave the blue flame flatulant exhibition, he shit himself so bad that 32 onlookers got Hepatitis.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me. Is there a fee to attendg the S.Carton Esq. exhibition. Will gas masks be avaiable? Thank you.
ReplyDeleteYou do not want to see that. His ass resembles a deep dish pepperoni pizza with matted black hair.
ReplyDeleteMrs.Carton Esq., what a let down.
ReplyDeleteThe best part of San-O Daze is the gentleman with that funny looking hat on the oprning page. BTW, might that be Carton Esq.?
ReplyDeleteThis is the same joker writing under anonymous, Shorty, Tough Totems, Sydney Carton Esq., and a bunch of acronyms. Now cut it out.
ReplyDeletePut your real name.
There's a swell chance Esq. could rupture hisself trying something fancy with them fartz of his.
ReplyDeleteDroug Watts said thiers gonnaw B a Massive crod at Doho manana, So he's going to drive with Miki Dorian and Tubestare for da Surfer Stealing event. At'Da Flu'!
ReplyDeleteToothache/Topanga will not be there. Why? He has bigger fish to fry, that's why.
ReplyDeletePlease. When's Dingo returning to straighten out this ongoing mess Dr.Ralph's gotten us into?
ReplyDeleteTime, 0945. One hundred ten surfers in 'Nofre water, more coming in.
ReplyDeleteHark! There are immediate openings
ReplyDeletefor Surfer's Kneeling volunteers.
Everybody gets 15 minutes of fame in their life.
ReplyDeleteSann Onofre is steeped in great tradition. If you chose surfing, you picked a winner.
ReplyDeleteSomebody should change the sheets fast.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZBUckXxPqU
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZBUckXxPqU
ReplyDeleteTomorrow, Monday, harbinger day.
ReplyDelete