S.C.Homeless, I know you're right. Puttzle refuses to control this thing, and I heard Dr.Ralph has lost it. Looks as if they'll be a paddle-out for the Blog.
Turn Dart, you must realize Tubes would not touch a tri-tip any more than flap meat. They are inferior cuts of beef popular with beach bums who think it's cool and trendy to have something to throw on the 'cue'.
Informed, flap meat and tri tips are tough, chewey, low cut grades of meat. No matter what they say at 'Nofre, you purchase either of those two then you're nutz.
Be very, very, careful. Tru tip is awfully tough, lots of grisle, a hassle to chew, and you wll probably spit it out on the sand for the beach dogs to enjoy.
Hello Informed. Not only would Tubes turn his nose up at tri tips, not deal with turkey franks or soy burgers. Health foods like that he feels are restricted to San Onofre Surfboard Coalition members only.
believe it or not el mejor salchies are found at Burger Mundo,next to Chicks Plumming.When I used to work in the 'Ally of Dreams',I'd go there than Doho Tavern and hang con Spankey Wankey!
Tubes was at San Onofre today, not with a tri tip, but a juicy Liverwurst sandwich, thick slice of onion, on Wonder Bread. Beach animals feasted on chewey tri tips.
BK'S 'POSED TO HAVE A TURKEY FRANK DAY, ALL YOU CAN EAT, INCLUDING BUN, NOMINAL CHARGE FOR MUSTARD. HE'S WORKING SAN DIEGO CAMP. WHEN'S HE DUE BACK TO 'NOFRE. CAN HE USE VOLUNTEERS.
Jed, we checked with BK at the surf camp where he works, picking up rubbish all day, at Mission Bay. He also washes students cars for $5.00 cash. He will take your check.
Praise Lord, you're back BK. Did we miss anything? Are you and Seymour palsy-walsey again?
ReplyDeleteWhat happened between you and Allan C Moore. Anything? Are you working Camp?
ReplyDeleteB.K. aren't you friends with Karl Lagerfield? I heard his brother Lucky is in town. Have you seen him?
ReplyDeleteDagnabbitm looks like they'll be back to SS DD tmorrow. Think it over. Okay,
ReplyDeleteS.C.Homeless, I know you're right. Puttzle refuses to control this thing, and I heard Dr.Ralph has lost it. Looks as if they'll be a paddle-out for the Blog.
ReplyDeleteI read this great book called. 50 years of Tubesteak,40 years of Ham; The Terry"TriTip" Tressy Story. It's great almost as good as the Bible!
ReplyDeleteDid Putzle turn of the coments again?
ReplyDeleteTurn Dart, you must realize Tubes would not touch a tri-tip any more than flap meat. They are inferior cuts of beef popular with beach bums who think it's cool and trendy to have something to throw on the 'cue'.
ReplyDelete"AMEN", INFORMED.
ReplyDeleteMr.Informed: what became of the
ReplyDelete50 lb. bulls liver they made a liver soup from. Was there leftovers. Maybe we could brew up a liver menudo.
Informed, flap meat and tri tips are tough, chewey, low cut grades of meat. No matter what they say at 'Nofre, you purchase either of those two then you're nutz.
ReplyDeleteHOLA, CARCANERIA, QUE TAL, AMIGO?
ReplyDeleteDid you know contents of hot dogs and knockers are chock filled with lips, cheeks, snouts, eylids, and whiskers.
Oh, WOW! That's not what they said at 'Nofre. They said they were pure beef franks. Who in heck are we to believe anyway?
ReplyDeleteBe very, very, careful. Tru tip is awfully tough, lots of grisle, a hassle to chew, and you wll probably spit it out on the sand for the beach dogs to enjoy.
ReplyDeleteHello Informed. Not only would Tubes turn his nose up at tri tips, not deal with turkey franks or soy burgers. Health foods like that he feels are restricted to San Onofre Surfboard Coalition members only.
ReplyDeletebelieve it or not el mejor salchies are found at Burger Mundo,next to Chicks Plumming.When I used to work in the 'Ally of Dreams',I'd go there than Doho Tavern and hang con Spankey Wankey!
ReplyDeleteTubes was at San Onofre today, not with a tri tip, but a juicy Liverwurst sandwich, thick slice of onion, on Wonder Bread. Beach animals feasted on chewey tri tips.
ReplyDeleteI was there with 'Nature Boy'. My Lord Tubes Liverwurst sandwich stunk to high heaven, and scared the birds away.
ReplyDeleteThursday 0600, blown out south wind, not glassy at all. Rip tide, undertow, fog bank moving in. Dismal outlook for 'Nofre. Where's BK?
ReplyDeleteWhere is BK?
ReplyDeleteI havent heard one peep about the Talegalites or their oversized SUV's in a long time.
He's back in the men's central jail in Santa Ana awaiting sentencing.
ReplyDeleteI sure look like a douchebag with 80's Zinka all over my face.
ReplyDeleteHey, Chuck, bro. Go buy some Clearsil, clean it right up.
ReplyDeleteThree hours later, she's still blown out. What's a hungry surfer boy to do?
ReplyDeleteBK'S 'POSED TO HAVE A TURKEY FRANK DAY, ALL YOU CAN EAT, INCLUDING BUN, NOMINAL CHARGE FOR MUSTARD. HE'S WORKING SAN DIEGO CAMP. WHEN'S HE DUE BACK TO 'NOFRE. CAN HE USE VOLUNTEERS.
ReplyDeletehen, what time, how much, sudz allowed?
Asked, when, what time, how much, beer included?
ReplyDelete'FREELOADER', according to BK, who is working camp. the time and date are unclear, however, mustard is $1.50 cash, no refunds
ReplyDeleteWill you take a cheque?
ReplyDeleteJed, we checked with BK at the surf camp where he works, picking up rubbish all day, at Mission Bay. He also washes students cars for $5.00 cash. He will take your check.
ReplyDeleteYes Jed, we sure will direct to the airport for his plane to Prague
ReplyDeleteWhen I grow up I wanna' be just like BK. I am 13 now. BK rules!
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