Monday, June 28, 2010

BK's New Ride

26 comments:

Winnebago Bob said...

Does BK live in that?

mickey spring chopan said...

Beaiutiful. I saw that thing at the Rib Trader last night. Kook was so wiped out ne couldn't hardly park the thing. Thanks for sharing, Puttzle.

Cardo said...

BK ain't as dumb as you think.

Every cop west of the Mississippi had a make on that blue van. (not to mention a number of angry fathers of teenage girls).

Now they won't suspect a thing as he races up El Camino and dodges all the DUI checkpoints in that muffler-less contraption.

Anonymous said...

BK is always the brunty of insults no matter what. He ain't never gonna' get hisself out of that hole he dug. no way Tokay.

Jolleen said...

I've been in love with Big Kook since Junior High in Simi Valley. Ihad no idea he was as old as he is. He told me he was 16. But, when I saw his crank I couldn't believe it. Hey, it was 12 lbs. of swinging meat. YIKES!

p.s. BK if you reada this call me.

mickey spting chapin said...

We found a place worse than San Onofre. Yep, Pacific Beach. Like Onofre they think thry're cool, but they ain't. Cool beaches are in LA County.

Ned Eckert said...

I would love to chauffer Big'Klogged'Artery,Patrick Winecamper and Ishmael Maskowitts to a champagne brunch in that carney carrier!

Sam Salami said...

Sam SaSay!Uncle Mik you must be in the malo part of P.B. I have this guey I know who living para gratis at Pakoshclittz surf camp.Free food,young people to yell at, and he doesn't have to pay ashekle!They even give him box'd wine when he breaks the computer!Uncle Miki contact him soon before Jennifer tell IZZY to throw him out!

Anonymous said...

Salami, we here at San -O Daze have no idea about who you are talking about. Who in heck is Jennifer, Izzy, Miki, where in hell are they. Salami, you speak in riddles. Either, schitt or get of the pot. Sorry, you know niether Jack Sshit nor Bo Diddley Sqautt.

reseeder said...

Joleen, tell that white trash klown who is destroyiing our Pop Warnner resseding program. It's that Big Kook. Tell him to pick up trash in San Diego. That is all.

mptel 6 said...

Winnegago, he sure does. It's bigger than it looks, sleeps 12.

Sal A.Mander said...

Alcohic Anon if you don't know who those legends are you know absolkuky nothing about surfing celebreties! But who in hell is Ned Eckert? p.s. I love pot!

THEBIGKOOK said...

Dis here blog jest aintrite.

san onofre clem said...

Hey, boy and who you calling white trash anyway. Y'all a heelbilly oh'what. You wants to see a farm boy take a look at that old boy driving that converted trailer house. His mame is, get this, Biggy Kook he ain't right in the head either.

laird hamilton said...

Henry Ford is 'Lord of the Land'. He is King of San Onfre. He was a LA Conty Lifeguard, savinng thousands of lives. He is a member of the coveted Hermosa Beach Walk of Fame with a plaque honoring him om the Pier. He is truly a tribute to the San Onofre Suurfboard Riding Club. Thank you Henry Ford.

SD Deputy DA said...

Big Kook (BK) is back in custody.Vista Jail this time.

medico jorge said...

0800 San onofre Surf Beach wall to wall whitecaps. Straight out of the west.

THEBIGKOOK said...

SD Deputy DA is full of sh*t!

James Beam jr. said...

you tell em BK ~!

patrick winehouse said...

if he takes the wheels off he can call it house
it worked for me

Murphy said...

I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position.

My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter

and I'm looking out of my third eye

and everything that I'm supposed to be doing.

It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence.

'Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of

Clorox 2.

BK said...

Murphy, "This is the Dawning of the Age Aquarious."

traler trash tommy said...

The cameras will be rolling at San Onofre July 6th, for the new blockbuster "Paskowitz Story", how th family annexed a State beach and turned it into a world famous beach of Paradise. Cameo appearance by Big Kook.

steve irwin said...

Tommy, why BK. He gets all the ink he wants. Why not give space to Sal Gee and his family at their table.

DWI said...

BK is a legend. He has ruined the day for so many San-O yuppies and their families that they all go to Doho now instead.

San-O needs more BKs!

joyce reynolds said...

'Drivung While', enjoy him while you can. He is easily one of a kind.

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