Saturday, June 12, 2010

26 comments:

Leonard D. Lugg said...

If life is a bowel of cherries, why am I living with the Titts!

ben dover said...

Puttzle, thanks for reminding me. I must go to Target and purchase a bucket of Astroglide.

'Gabby' Sunderland said...

I was hoping Phuck Phatterson was going to rescue me!

Anonymous said...

'Gabby',rescue you from what?

O.J. Chimpson said...

I want to go to Coach Woodens paddle out at Old Womans with Pete"Barrel"Carrol and his Bro Corky.Dew you think they'll let me out?

laird said...

O.J., they sure will. Corkey, Nat, Dewey, Cooper, Tudor, and the mob from the OSM Get there early as seating is limited. Commemmerative Tees for sale..

Bruce Cabbage said...

I'll be writing a article for H2O magazine.Dew ewe think Big Knob,Blob Larsen and Kip Engbloom will be there? I know they would be a interesting read!

drool campion said...

Big Knob, thanks for your input of what would be a good read. Our editorial dept. agrees, Skip Engbloom would be sensational. Go for it, and your decision is noted.

he Savior said...

You must all drop to one knee and pray.

peter rabbit said...

holy Jeezus. Wake me when it's over.

D.W.Eazel said...

I got stood up for champain brunch by Big Klod. He was gonna buy.Someone said he's been stayin at the rest area the last 2 nights,no money for gas! He's headed south to Pakotwitts surfcamp

Anonymous said...

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says, "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon."

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it?"

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees...

Ees...

Ees...

Ees...

Ees a ham bush...."

the grey goose said...

A ham bush is nearly as good as an egg plant. Jeezus, Puttzle ut us some sack. Puhleez.

big fluke 2010 said...

Somebody, please take a pistol and put this miserable Blog out of it's misery.

benidict arnold said...

Big Fluke, we're right behind you.
We want off this blog before it's too late.

referee said...

Puttzle, for gawd's sake do something. This blog has reached th point of no return.

Anonymous said...

Gawd's sakes, Referee, you nailed it alright.

Lamar Scrotum said...

tuesday game with celtics will be dyno. Kobe 'Stink' Bryant will shoot 53 times and make 12. Lakers lose and gets mad at his teamates!

phartsie wartsie said...

Last week's Blog. What gives?

unhappy in La Jolla said...

Will soneone please take over from Puttzle, and get the ball rolling.

PISSED-OFF CAUCASIAN HOMOSAPIEN said...

So Puttzle has 10 contributors to this stupid blog and not a one can come up with anything original.

And Dr. Ralph? Whats up with that guy?

Jimmy Beam said...

Hey Pissed,
I wouldnt mind a post from BK or someone pretending to be BK once in a while.

I give up said...

Puttzle, you won. We lose. We're stuck with this innane San-O Daze until you croak. Why us, though.

sodomizer said...

Aloha, bra Puttzle. Why are all thes guys ragging on ya' anyways?.

puttzle said...

Monkey buttitus.

shorty said...

Puttzle, hon, fee s the pricogis, have him give you a couple of stithes you know where, make sure he cinches it up good and tight. Mahalo,

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