Saturday, July 31, 2010

Stawarz's New Toy

19 comments:

In Da Know said...

C'mon you guys. Warz is long gone. Get over it. The fire pit killed Warz. It is over.

Kinky Mofo said...

Saw B.aloney K.ing at da track , and boy was he plasterd. He askedhow 'The Great One ' was feeling. I said his life is butter when they mock Sal Gee on disgracebook!

Johnny Latrine said...

Puttzle, what fabulous FX. Just what this wavering San-O Daze needs to resusitate itself. Congrats, hoss. Is there a date set for Starwarz paddleout anyways.

hopeless said...

I give up. What happened to surfing on this insipid blog. Thank you.

I.P.FREELY said...

Atten tion: this Friday open pit latrines will replace Club outhouses at San Onofre Beach.

Al Bundy Shoe Salesman said...

Big Kook has no sole.

Stinky Mofo said...

The latrine behind Bldg. #4 has been completed and ready for use. Thank you.

Hair Club for Men said...

I think Warz should sprout a giant ponytail.

smart feller said...

I think Warz can KMMFA.

magistrate said...

Bench warrant issued for Mark Reynolds age 50. Wanted by San Diego Sheriff's headquarters Mission Bay. It must be serious bail set at $250,000.00.

larry h. parker said...

Horrific shootout kills fifteen at Bud Lite warehouse. San Onofre surfer indicted. Sal Geeze a.k.a. 'The Beer Man' wanted, bail set at $2,000,000.00. Mark Reynolds still at large, bail $250,000.00.

Jonny 'Cockbrain' Cocrhane said...

Sal Gee was apparently doing a copy cat mass murder like Columbine, But instead of wearing black he was dressed like Buttwiperman.

Anonymous said...

B.K. is indeed on the lamb, he is disguised as a Portuguese fisherman on the hunt for mullet in Mission Bay. So back off of the The Big Kook!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the tip, our detectives will be looking into this.

OCSD said...

THEBIGKOOK is in rehab at UCLA Medical center for the next ninety days. He can receive mail c/o Ronald Reagan Medical Center 757 Westwood Plaza
Los Angeles, CA 90095 .

He is undergoing treatment for addiction to sex and amphetimine abuse.

Anonymous said...

BIGKOOK is not or never will be involved in sex abuse. He may desire but it shall never occur.

li'll kook said...

Do you people ever go in the water except to take a leak?

bearded clam said...

hi everybody, and happy easter. i've been on a four year world cruise arond the world 5 times. the moment i returned i puncched up san o days. what a major let down. it seems every contributor has gone to sleep at the switch.
i will pay $12.00 for the blog. will you sell?

DONNA DRAMA said...

THEBIGKOOK, you must turn yourself in while you can. They know your 10-20.

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