I'm sitting here in the office and I thought I'd let a little sneaker out. Now I can feel this warm liquid pooling around my ass and running down my leg. The smell is horrendous and I need to somehow get past the secretaries to get to the mens room.
When I get out of the shower, I dry myself off using my own towel for every part of me except my ass. My boyfriend isn't a bad guy by any means, I just use his towel to wipe down my ass because I don't want mine to smell like ass. Sorry dude.
That shark nailed that guy, gulping him down real fast. When will they realize, stay the hell out of the water. GWS cares less about family and friemds. Sorry.
I'm lying in bed with my boyfriend when he starts rubbing Vaseline on his chest. I ask "what are you doing?" He says "I read in a gay magazine that Vaseline stimulates hair growth and I want a hairy chest!" I say "Don't be so fucking stupid, if that were true I'd have a ponytail sticking out of my ass!"
Another death was reported at San Onofre Surf Beach due to a shark attack upon a youg surfer. The boy was on his Morey Boogie float when suddenly he dissapeared from view.
I had a great time yesterday at the Bib Trader. I was with celebrities Isaiah Paskowitz, Rudy Kahanamoku and Sal Gee. Then I went to Ray Gonzales artshow and hung out with Archy!
Sal Gee, Arhy, for chrissake, those guys are yesterdsay's coffee grounds. Get real, or get out. Better yet, BK impersonater, wake up and smell the chorizo okay.
Paul Carter, Brian Ephriam and Rob Sashy
ReplyDeleteHershey, you got that right. San Onofre's Three Stooges.
ReplyDeleteIs San-O Daze accepting people registered on Facebook?
ReplyDeleteI'm sitting here in the office and I thought I'd let a little sneaker out. Now I can feel this warm liquid pooling around my ass and running down my leg. The smell is horrendous and I need to somehow get past the secretaries to get to the mens room.
ReplyDeleteWhat should I do?
'Diarreah', it looks like you got yourself between a rock and a hard place.
ReplyDeleteLord, this is too much for me. I surrendor.
ReplyDeleteWhen I get out of the shower, I dry myself off using my own towel for every part of me except my ass. My boyfriend isn't a bad guy by any means, I just use his towel to wipe down my ass because I don't want mine to smell like ass. Sorry dude.
ReplyDeleteMr.Brown, get with it. This is the 21th Century, not the 60's.
ReplyDeleteYou had it going, hoss, and you let it get away. Bounce back before it's too late.
ReplyDelete'Hopeless', I hear you, loud and clear, but we're stuck here.
ReplyDeleteThat shark nailed that guy, gulping him down real fast. When will they realize, stay the hell out of the water. GWS cares less about family and friemds. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteHELLO!
ReplyDeleteAnyone home?
I'm lying in bed with my boyfriend when he starts rubbing Vaseline on his chest. I ask "what are you doing?" He says "I read in a gay magazine that Vaseline stimulates hair growth and I want a hairy chest!" I say "Don't be so fucking stupid, if that were true I'd have a ponytail sticking out of my ass!"
ReplyDeleteChuckie boy, are you a full on swish or what?
ReplyDeleteOnce again Dr Ralph has taken this thing to a new low.
ReplyDeleteAnon'#3, how low can you go.
ReplyDeleteHoly Mackeral. Either shit or get of the pot okay. This election crappola has been going for 3 days.
ReplyDeleteI'm turning you into the Blog Moniter.
This is from the Camirrillo State Mental Hospital. Guess who's up here.
ReplyDeleteThey done run this pharting Stooges into the ground.
ReplyDeleteAnother death was reported at San Onofre Surf Beach due to a shark attack upon a youg surfer. The boy was on his Morey Boogie float when suddenly he dissapeared from view.
ReplyDeleteThey got Murphy in the looney bin again?
ReplyDeleteLooks as if we're stuck with this Stooge until at least next Wednesday Give me strength.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous #5, Murphy went out with yesterday's coffee grounds. Get with it please.
ReplyDeleteSan-o daze DOA
ReplyDelete11-5-10
remember turn your clock ahead 1 hour tonight fall forward spring back
ReplyDeleteIrregardless, of any animal attacks, 'Onofre shall remain
ReplyDeleteopen this Sabath. Toll booth will open 0600.
Thwere's no horse who will beat Zennyata today, 11/16/2010
ReplyDeleteI had a great time yesterday at the Bib Trader. I was with celebrities Isaiah Paskowitz, Rudy Kahanamoku and Sal Gee. Then I went to Ray Gonzales artshow and hung out with Archy!
ReplyDeleteSal Gee, Arhy, for chrissake, those guys are yesterdsay's coffee
ReplyDeletegrounds. Get real, or get out. Better yet, BK impersonater, wake up and smell the chorizo okay.
Hey, Jockey, what happened to Zenyatta?
ReplyDeleteAon'#8, the problem with Zenyatta was Mike Smith.
ReplyDeleteWhy ya'll hate'n on Zenyatta fer? That horse ain;t never done anything wrong to ya.
ReplyDeleteUncle Moe, that race was 10 furlongs. Zenyetta ran her heart out. Mike Smith learn't a lesson. Grade 1's ain't no $8,000.00 claiming race.
ReplyDeleteAprowler was detained by Rangers for drilling peepholes in Bldg.#4 at San Onofre Surf Beach.
ReplyDeletePeepholes to spy on BK taking a massive dump?
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of sickos are out there!?!
At this rate, San-O Daze will reach
ReplyDelete100 coments by this weekend. That is, unless you can come up with a new thread.
T-5, their chances of coming up with a topic are Slim and None, and Slim just rode out of town on his horse twenty minutes ago. Who does that leave?
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