Saturday, January 08, 2011

The Magic Gavel

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ia that Nancy Filosi getting conked or what. If it is, that's very thoughtless publishing it on the national internet for all to see.
Shame on you.

Anonymous said...

She didn't stand a chance! Oh the brutality.

puttzle said...

I'm soooo sorry.

puttzle XIV said...

They must schitt can the whole bunch of you and start all over again.

puttzle said...

Who "they" be?

Nephew said...

THEM!

Anon' #3 said...

Woe is me. Water's 56o, I left my Farmer John at home. No way I going to gut it out like the 'old days'. No way, Tokay.

puttzle's little niece Rhoinda said...

Shame, shame, on you. All the tragedies surrounding the hoorible landslides, and houses slipping away, well, our hearts are with you.Sell your Shorecliff home and move up here to Malibu and fight fires.

THEM said...

Rholinda, you must take the bitter with the sweet at all times.

jjeff griffen said...

I think Nancy Filosa looks just like Kathy Kohner, and you know who she is, don't you.

Anonymous said...

Puttzle, my heart goes out to all those Shorecliff neighbors who could've lost everything but didn't. Those people on Beach Rd. are in for a surprise, that's for sure. This will be a winter of violence.

Rick Collins said...

Once again Murphy overwatered his slope during the heavy rains and now all his neighbors have red tagged homes.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the big one for which we've waited. Straight from New Zealand. Wax 'er up, it'll be a four day swell.

Anonymous said...

Well, hello again Rick. This time they've got a.k.a. Murphy's number. Them slope people gonna' nail his ass in a class action starting Feb. 1st. Good luck, Murphy, you're going to need it.

Anonymous #24 said...

I feel so very, very, sorry for the unfortunates who almost lost it all, but didn't. This is not the first time this has happened. The news helicopters drove me crazy circling above the disaster situs. It was awful. I wish I'd never heard of San Clemente at all, let alone Shorecliffs. Not long ago Shorecliff residents squabbled over height restrictions. Now, look what they done did.

Wayne Eagleston said...

Shorecliffs looks like the aftermath of world war 3. The place was built by sleazy mexican developers over quicksand.

Murphy did not renew his homeowners ins. last year. That lawsuit is really gonna hit him hard.

Chuckie Suppie-poo said...

All my boyfriend wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.

elzttup said...

Wayne, that's tough totems. He e wants to dance all night he's going to have to pay the band. That's how the tootsie rolls.

Anonymous said...

Chuckie Suppie Poo, why do you not describe what the worse part is. Please share.

Chuckie Wuckie said...

I was parked at Dogpatch one night with my boyfriend when a ranger pulled up next to us and asked us to get out of the car. He separated us and asked me, and only me, if I was there against my will.

Anonymous said...

Oh Chuckie, how do you allow yourself to get in these grotesque arrangements. Surprise your lover, ingest saltpeter, see how faithfull he is.

Bert the Jerk said...

There ain't not a wave in the ocean. Don't believe me, drive down here to Old 'Nofre, see for yourself.

Chuckie Peachie Buns said...

Another time I was parked at the point with a boy when a ranger pulled up behind us and knocked on the glass. He took our IDs and was giving us the business when he noticed his name and did a double-take. It turned out his Dad was a ranger too, and he had a pretty serious rep. “Mr. (Harding)! Do you have any idea what your father would do to you if he--- he trailed off and turned to me. “Do you have any idea what he would do to YOU?- I told him I did, and that that's why we were at San Onofre and not at his house.

teenie wienie said...

Chuckie Buns, San Onofre is a beach for losere. Name one winner, if you can, from San Onofre. Yeah, name one.

Anonymous said...

Winners?

BK
Jed
Doug Watts
Wino Joe
Terry Beard
etc.

So there!

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