NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
O, for chrissake, Puttzle, whats happening to this Blog anyway. First, you refuse to publish anything involving surfboard riding, but choose to feature beastiality, and you know what that is, don't you.
Its Steak out for a ride???
Which one is Steak?
I've seen Murphy riding around town with various livestock and woodland creatures on his back, but he always wears a red helmet.
Go back to bed Steak, it's too early!
Chuck and Bruce walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Bruce sprays it on his wrist and smells it. "That's quite nice innit, don't you think Chuck?" "Yeah what's it called?" "Viens a moi" "Viens a moi, what the fack does that mean?" At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me'" Bruce takes another sniff and offers his arm to Chuck again saying..... "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?"
You pull this schitt on our Tubes at Malibu, they throw your ass off the internet.
Jiminey Cricket, 'Nofre's flatter than an IHOP pancake. It's going to be like that for days to come.
What gives? This is supposed to be a surfboard riding blog, not a queer's chat room. Now, either schitt or get off the pot. Okay!
SUP said...Its Steak out for a ride??? We'll cook it for dinner. Should taste good with a Mouton Cadet...
That may not be Murphy, but I know his Shorecliffs Banana Field when I see it.The one that caused the slide.
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