So BK is in the hospital recovering when he signals the head nurse that he has a problem. When the nurse arrives she says, "What's the problem? BK says, "Promise you won't laugh at me?" The nurse says, "Hey, they modeled nurse Ratchet in One Flew Over the Coo Coo's Nest after me. BK lifts his hospital gown and reveals his miniature schwantz. The nurse is so over come with laughter about BK's 1/4 inch dick she falls about laughing. When she recovers she says looking at his dick, " I'm so sorry. What is the problem? BK replies, "It's swollen!"
I am so sick of SUP'rs it makes me want to vomit my guts up. I'd love to find out who started it at San Onofre in the first place, however, I think it was Dave Daum who was sinking fast, thought it would save his carreer. Well, it didn't. Well, he's had it. One of these fine days someone's going t get impaled with one of them paddles. I understand Tony's going to rent inflatable canvas surf mats this summer.
WEhat is the deal with Linkedin. I can't be;ieve it. I have 550 friends. I don't need no new friends. I want new enimies. That's correct. New enemies..
BIGKOOK, put his application for wook at the State. He's been hired. His duties will be to man the Toll Booth Wed. through Fr., and on Sat & Sun. he will the Brach Snitch working closely with Rangers and lifeguards. He assured the State he will run that beach with an iron fist. So, good luck you rowdy surfers.
Methinks there's a swell on the way due tomorrow SAturday causing waves up to 6' feet in height. Unless you're an accomplished surfer be aware. San Onofre does't need any dead surfers. This is not a laughing matter. Paddle out fees are $550.00 effective 7/1/11.
Methinks there's a swell on the way due tomorrow SAturday causing waves up to 6' feet in height. Unless you're an accomplished surfer be aware. San Onofre does't need any dead surfers. This is not a laughing matter. Paddle out fees are $550.00 effective 7/1/11.
Lo! Behold, Corky! There is death certificate, urn, State disposal fees, transportation to and from resident, hospital, hospice, or coronerts office. It is quite higher than $550.00, closer to $3,500.00. BTW, love your column.
Well, Hal this is not the first time they've had a problem with THEBIGKOOK..It appears he has chronic problems with his *serious attitude* problem. Will it ever improve, well, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
I wanna bang judge #2. She is hot. I have seen her in porn films. My friend Arty Tan watches her all the time.
ReplyDeleteAnon', there's a story somewhere out there. I think the lad is on his way to be the next Pavarrati. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteSo BK is in the hospital recovering when he signals the head nurse that he has a problem. When the nurse arrives she says, "What's the problem? BK says, "Promise you won't laugh at me?" The nurse says, "Hey, they modeled nurse Ratchet in One Flew Over the Coo Coo's Nest after me.
ReplyDeleteBK lifts his hospital gown and reveals his miniature schwantz. The nurse is so over come with laughter about BK's 1/4 inch dick she falls about laughing. When she recovers she says looking at his dick, " I'm so sorry. What is the problem? BK replies, "It's swollen!"
Look, that's a Paskowitz. Don't let them hoodwink you.
ReplyDeleteI am so sick of SUP'rs it makes me want to vomit my guts up. I'd love to find out who started it at San Onofre in the first place, however, I think it was Dave Daum who was sinking fast, thought it would save his carreer. Well, it didn't. Well, he's had it. One of these fine days someone's going t get impaled with one of them paddles. I understand Tony's going to rent inflatable canvas surf mats this summer.
ReplyDeleteGawd, I watched Cohoi perform and coldn't stop weeping. He is truly a wonderfuly gifted person.
ReplyDeleteEmilio, I concur. They should take one of those SUP paddles, go up and down that stupid beach, beat the living hell out of those snarling dogs.
ReplyDeleteThe bro is awsome. Thankms Dingu.
ReplyDeleteI stepped in huge pile of shit this morning while trotting to my daily surf at the point.
ReplyDeleteThere was toilet paper with it.
Okay, Steamer. So what was the outcome. Ibet it was that white Lab that dropped it while his master was surfing 'Point'.
ReplyDeleteChoi Sung-BAK, We give you 3 thumbs up.
ReplyDeleteDid you know that if you eat a box of fruitloops your turds will be kind of an aqua color the next day?
ReplyDeleteHey, BIGKOOK, is that your nose or are you eatimg a b aked swwet potayoe?
ReplyDeleteW.C., it looks like a giant sea cucucumber.
ReplyDeleteAhem, blah blah blah, ahem.
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WEhat is the deal with Linkedin. I can't be;ieve it. I have 550 friends. I don't need no new friends. I want new enimies. That's correct. New enemies..
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ReplyDeleteFreddy the Legend
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Craig Ephriam
Harry Krotch
whatever became of the Dowden boys?
ReplyDeleteDino, you haven't heard? They've been insyituinilized.
ReplyDeletekeeper, did you meam institutionilized?
ReplyDeleteBIGKOOK, put his application for wook at the State. He's been hired. His duties will be to man the Toll Booth Wed. through Fr., and on Sat & Sun. he will the Brach Snitch working closely with Rangers and lifeguards. He assured the State he will run that beach with an iron fist. So, good luck you rowdy surfers.
ReplyDeleteMethinks there's a swell on the way due tomorrow SAturday causing waves up to 6' feet in height. Unless you're an accomplished surfer be aware. San Onofre does't need any dead surfers. This is not a laughing matter.
ReplyDeletePaddle out fees are $550.00 effective 7/1/11.
Methinks there's a swell on the way due tomorrow SAturday causing waves up to 6' feet in height. Unless you're an accomplished surfer be aware. San Onofre does't need any dead surfers. This is not a laughing matter.
ReplyDeletePaddle out fees are $550.00 effective 7/1/11.
Lo! Behold, Corky! There is death certificate, urn, State disposal fees, transportation to and from resident, hospital, hospice, or coronerts office. It is quite higher than $550.00, closer to $3,500.00. BTW, love your column.
ReplyDeleteThey already fired BIGKOOK for some serious attitude problems. He has filed a suit with Larry H. Dowden for wrongful termination.
ReplyDeleteWell, Hal this is not the first time they've had a problem with THEBIGKOOK..It appears he has chronic problems with his
ReplyDelete*serious attitude* problem. Will it ever improve, well, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
I just returned home from SAN O. When I left BK was mooching chicken franks from the Mexis at Dogpatch
ReplyDeleteBK, you are so full of it. SUP is so boring.
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