I should start this story by mentioning the fact i’ve been growing an epic beard for several months now. At a party the other day a girl tells me how she likes my beard because it reminds her of her dad. We ended up hooking up that night.
These sorry fucksticks in Washington, DC... Man the shit I've been hearing today from both the Cooncracker and Mitch McConnell has caused me to grind my rear molars down to little fuckin' nubs. WTF is this shit that McConnell is talking about...automatic debt ceiling increases for the president triggered by approved spending cuts or what the fucking fuck!!! And the Cooncracker is holding Social Security checks hostage man is this guy that fucking stupid??!! Just what in the hell is going on around here!!!
All I can say is that I am glad that I fly 1st Class; not because of the “baggage savings”, but because I will get to board early enough to get an overhead space for my carry on bag.
'Jet Set', love your style. Where do I sign up? I hope things work out. Your predictions and analisys a priceless. Without you comments this Blog would be nothing, nada, cipher, kaput, zero, nil, zilch, you know what else, don't you. Well, Murph, I gots to go now. Good bye.
Everytime I hear that song I begin to weep my heart out., I hail, from the Oklahoma Panhandle.
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ReplyDeleteGreat call, Dennis. I couldn't have said it better myself.
ReplyDeleteI should start this story by mentioning the fact i’ve been growing an epic beard for several months now. At a party the other day a girl tells me how she likes my beard because it reminds her of her dad. We ended up hooking up that night.
ReplyDelete'Studs', bro, sounds as if you found yourself a huisa who digs incest if you know what I mean, and I know you do.
ReplyDeleteThese sorry fucksticks in Washington, DC... Man the shit I've been hearing today from both the Cooncracker and Mitch McConnell has caused me to grind my rear molars down to little fuckin' nubs. WTF is this shit that McConnell is talking about...automatic debt ceiling increases for the president triggered by approved spending cuts or what the fucking fuck!!! And the Cooncracker is holding Social Security checks hostage man is this guy that fucking stupid??!! Just what in the hell is going on around here!!!
ReplyDelete'Political Murphy', you just gave yourself away.
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is that I am glad that I fly 1st Class; not because of the “baggage savings”, but because I will get to board early enough to get an overhead space for my carry on bag.
ReplyDelete'Jet Set', love your style. Where do I sign up? I hope things work out. Your predictions and analisys a priceless. Without you comments this Blog would be nothing, nada, cipher, kaput, zero, nil, zilch, you know what else, don't you. Well, Murph, I gots to go now. Good bye.
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