NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Shame on you. You musn't encourage lipids that clog arterirs. If anyone dies because of your advice you shall suffer eateral damnation. Today, my cholestoral is 420, my tris 2,000. Why are you doing this?
Some clown says give ex lax laced chocolate to the beach dogs. What a moron. The turd does that. The stupid dog schitts all up and down the beach, I walk down to do my surf and step in that smelly, squishy, stuff and the dog's owner is looking the other way. San Onofre want their animals, it's a legacy passed on since 1952 when that dreadful Club formed. I quit that Club, I'm glad I did.
I honest to goodness love San Onofre, but those animals are a bit much. If the Rangers can ban alcohol why can't they ban dogs. As far as that goes why don't they ban that lunkhead they call BK?
The Big Kook claims he has had enough misery and grief in his life and needs no more. He's requested we intervene.
A wonderful project for BK would be Beach Spokesman.
Tomorrow all is invited to Steve and Theresa's yacht. A memorial for Patrick Winecamper will start at 8 o'clock in the morning. Please get on disGRACEBOOK and spread the word. Sal Gee will be "The Host with the Most"!
Surrimomos is that a palabra?
Here's my arm, give me a break.
Best news yet. BK is camp superindentant at Surfer's Squealing. Regonal therapy will be admistered twice daily. All are welcome.
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