NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Friday, July 01, 2011
Who's route is this? A guessing game.
This is the route. Your job is to correctly guess who is using this route and for what purpose. Temecula is just a stopover, not the final destination.
Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against Dennis Dowden when death is on the line!"
Mark Reynolds, a.k.a. BK, THEBIGKOOK, Big Kook, Atascadero mental evaluation released this Tuesday, 8:00 AM sharp. You ain't gonna' believe it. He's bordering idiot/moron mentality.
Under 70: Very mentally retarded 71-80: Mentally retarded 81-90: Slightly slow to grasp change 91-110: Normal level of intellect 111-120: High Intelligence 121 - 150: Very high intelligence 150++: Exceptional intelligence 170++: Genius
Howdy, nieghbors. When Nark was a baby he was dropped on his head, osequentlyh his softg spot litterly tured tn mush. Presentlyh; he has Leonard lead him around San Onofre.
Jeeszus Mensa, BK is a walking time bomb. He'll be at San Onofre loaded to the gills, mooching food and brewskis from the unwary. BY 4:00 PM HIS skyrocket to 220/98.
Holy Toledo! Big Kook is here at Onofre. The lifeguards thimk it's either a amyoinfarc or a major stroke. Whichever it is he will be debilitaded indefinatly. Good luck to you, Big Kook. At the Point thievining the are conducting a candle light vigil for you.
beep...beep...beep...baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...CLEAR...ZAP..baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...CLEAR...ZAP...baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...we lost him.
Holy crappola. BK wnnt into the "Rib" for a bracer, he said he needed one because he felt edgy. He knocked it dow, belced, and walked vack outside, and the owner of the parking lot had a Denver Boot installede. Heck, he can't drive his van.
$$$, that ain't nuttin'. BK was at 'Nofre today. His BP was so high he had to lay down. While he was out somebody snuck up to the rear of his blue van, on the rear window, with their finger wrote, WASH ME.
I was there. BK complained to the Ranger he felt disoriented. Rangr 'X' took his pressire, it was sky high. Ranger 'X' asked if BK had ayone to drive him home. BK told Ranger 'X'he had no one. Ranger 'X' said lay down, we'll recheck your BP in 30 minutes, maybe it'll go down sone. Well it never went down. I'm afraid he'll have another nosebleed. I don't know what to.
"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? It's a neighborly day in this beautywood, a neighborly day for a beauty. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you, I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you."
O, for the love of Mike, Sydney, Esq., San-O Daze is a surfboard riding information center, now you've opened the proverbial 'can of worms'. Now, you'll get every Tom, Dick, and Harry, editorializing on every pissy ass subject under the sun. See what you started.
Look loudmouth, I have every C onsitutional right to take my 'Sweetums' to San Onofre. If you mess 'Sweetums' I'll blow your gotdamn head off. I pack a Uzi semi automatic. Rat tat taty tat. You're wasted, got that mothersucker!
What's the big deal with that nuclear waste scare tactic anyhow.. Do what the last Anonymous says, send it to Old Man's, let them chumps worry ab out it..
'Birthmark', Myself am the proud owner of 5 frisky white poodles, and they are cute as cute can be. Now I want to transport them to San Onofre State Beach, but there's some old fools there that cant stand dogs, let alone poodles. Woe is me, I don't know which way to turn.
Mrs.,Mrs.,Mrs., Jones, take that lousy mut of yours up to San Onofre and that pal of Big Kook will kill it this afternoon. Like, good riddence to bad rubbish.
This is the straw that brokle the camel's back. San-O Daze has all the contibutors, BOD members, Masthead people, sadly not a one knows which end is up. Where's Henry Ford?
A fat girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said, 'sorry about the wait.' I said, 'don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it eventually.'
"Hmmph!" is right,and we don't blame you, Duggie.The old crowd wish you would return. The beach is eroding , and it's eroding faster than you can say Craig Ephriam. The buried kelp is putrid, Bldg. #4 is still seeping raw sewage directly .intothe ocean, there's animal droppings from Dgpatch to the Point. Tkat incessant line is loger than ever, the wait is intolerab le, but it's worth it justo drie down the dusty dirt road,. Officer Bob is now the 'Dark Knight of San Onofre. Were glad you've returned, Duggie.
Doggie, yes they're the 'new age' of 'Nofre surfing, sorta like Eddie McBride,Barneyc Wilkes, Hi Ho Silver, Bob Card, Hammerhead, Jim Drever,Tulie Clark, Jim Arness, Jimmy Irwindale, Miklos Dora Sr., Waikiki Pete, 'Onshore Eddie, Meatball, and John Klug.
Looks as if they've all returned. OB, Duggie, Doggie, longb ords, old guys sporting their thinnin gray hair swept back in a ponytail, all of them wearing 'Old Guys Rule, bulky tees, ball caps on backwards, Clark Foam shirts, San Onofre 50th Tees, white Lab on a 20' rope leash, motor home parked parralell hoging three spots,and they're reviving boccie balls (full size), things looking great for this summer.. T
'Big Bubba', this San-O Daze is going 'belly up', and you know what that means. Look, Dingo, ANGRY WHITE MAN, and the rest of them Masthead people haven't a clue how to run a Blog. They still run that Sidn ey Carton trip to.Solvan g to dump radioactive nuc lear hazmat waste. Why do they not give surf repots for our San Onofre State Beach. Why,yeah, why not
Hell, Daredevil, how goes the war? You come down here to San Onofre and bungee of the Sandstone cliff for $15.00, or off the lifeduard tower at Old Man's for $7.50.
The waves haee left, but I'm going to Old 'Nofre and watch BK get mocked by the locals who can't stand him, then I'll watch b arking dogs annoy vistors, then go on the sand and take a huge, giant, magnificent, dump so a human can step in. That beach down thre sure is quirky, ain't it?
This is the route. Your job is to correctly guess who is using this route and for what purpose. Temecula is just a stopover, not the final destination.
the route of dennis dowden
ReplyDeleteHa ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against Dennis Dowden when death is on the line!"
ReplyDeleteI don't know what that means, but neither of you are correct.
ReplyDeleteAnon' #2, what's a Dennis Dowden. Anything like a Brian Ephriam or what.
ReplyDeleteHe is a self-made man and worships his creator.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
ReplyDeleteAnon' #45, tell it like it is.
ReplyDeleteDennis Dowden returned after scrotum surgery.
ReplyDeleteWho's scrotum?
ReplyDeleteWho is Dennis Dowden anyways. It sounds like a whisper.
ReplyDeleteBrian Ephriam's
ReplyDeleteWell Duh!
ReplyDeleteThat's the route the Sheriff will use in delivering BK to Chino State Prison.
The B ig Kook is our Savior. He preaches good things.Dennis Dowden is his earthly apostle. Anon, what are Doc's balls, how much do they weigh.
ReplyDeleteA post with BK gets 107 comments while a post of Tubesteak gets 3?
ReplyDeleteyeah, wtf?
ReplyDeleteHey, instead of turning inland at Oceanside, just keep going straight and dump that radioactive shit in Mexico.
ReplyDeleteAn even trade for all of the freeloading criminals they've sent here.
R BK & Tube, I just dunno, except Big Kook
ReplyDeleteis loved and cherished up and down the coast.
Mark Reynolds, a.k.a. BK, THEBIGKOOK, Big Kook, Atascadero mental evaluation released this Tuesday, 8:00 AM sharp. You ain't gonna' believe it. He's bordering idiot/moron mentality.
ReplyDeleteI saw BK's IQ result. His IQ is 42. Not good at all.
ReplyDeleteUnder 70: Very mentally retarded
ReplyDelete71-80: Mentally retarded
81-90: Slightly slow to grasp change
91-110: Normal level of intellect
111-120: High Intelligence
121 - 150: Very high intelligence
150++: Exceptional intelligence
170++: Genius
Your average rock has an IQ of 50.
ReplyDeleteBK's mentality is lower than a rock. Can you imagin that. Well, I can.
ReplyDeleteHey youse a-holes. I have tested consistently since age 9 an IQ above 150. You can all kiss my a...
ReplyDeleteI am a moron and darn proud of it, dag nab it!
ReplyDeleteHowdy, nieghbors. When Nark was a baby he was dropped on his head, osequentlyh his softg spot litterly tured tn mush. Presentlyh; he has Leonard lead him around San Onofre.
ReplyDeleteDennis Dowden, Leonard, BK, and Jed's first cousin are a team destined to clean up San Onofre State Beach frever.
ReplyDeleteOver 150 is BK's Diastolic blood pressure since age 9, not his IQ.
ReplyDeleteJeeszus Mensa, BK is a walking time bomb. He'll be at San Onofre loaded to the gills, mooching food and brewskis from the unwary. BY 4:00 PM HIS skyrocket to 220/98.
ReplyDeleteHoly Toledo! Big Kook is here at Onofre. The lifeguards thimk it's either
ReplyDeletea amyoinfarc or a major stroke. Whichever it is he will be debilitaded indefinatly. Good luck to you, Big Kook. At the Point thievining the are conducting a candle light vigil for you.
beep...beep...beep...baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...CLEAR...ZAP..baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...CLEAR...ZAP...baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...we lost him.
ReplyDeleteSurf Club is conducting a shove out for him. Details to follow. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteThat BK is at 'Nofre and has eveyoe on that beach pissed at him.
ReplyDeleteHoly crappola. BK wnnt into the "Rib" for a bracer, he said he needed one because he felt edgy. He knocked it dow, belced, and walked vack outside, and the owner of the parking lot had a Denver Boot installede. Heck, he can't drive his van.
ReplyDeleteIf it doesn't fit, you must acquit.
ReplyDeleteSkillman said his presence has crashed his property value.
ReplyDelete$$$, that ain't nuttin'. BK was at 'Nofre today. His BP was so high he had to lay down. While he was out somebody snuck up to the rear of his blue van, on the
ReplyDeleterear window, with their finger wrote, WASH ME.
I was there. BK complained to the Ranger he felt disoriented. Rangr 'X' took his pressire, it was sky high. Ranger 'X' asked if BK had ayone to drive him home. BK told Ranger 'X'he had no one. Ranger 'X' said lay down, we'll recheck your BP in 30 minutes, maybe it'll go down sone. Well it never went down. I'm afraid he'll have another nosebleed. I don't know what to.
ReplyDeletePUNT!
ReplyDeleteSandy, that is horrible!
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with people nowadays?
Does San-O Daze have an y idea the highest BK's pressure has ever reached, and does his face ever become purple.
ReplyDeleteWhen is his face NOT purple?
ReplyDelete"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? It's a neighborly day in this beautywood, a neighborly day for a beauty. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you, I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you."
ReplyDelete'Anuerism', whan it has a gray pallor like he was just enbalmed.
ReplyDeleteBK is like a ray of golden sunshine on a cloudy day and yet you guys always pick on him?
ReplyDelete'Spider Vein', you've got to play the winning hand. Big Kook is a winner. You know how far Al Gee, Paul Carter, or OB, would go Think it over.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of OB, where is he?
ReplyDelete'STD', you said it all. Where is BK? Prolly' waxing BK's board.
ReplyDeletePaul Carter dropped San Onofre like a bad habit and Al Gee is Hawaiian.
ReplyDelete'Dry Beach', good ridfdance to bad rubbish. What ever happened to the good old days when San Onofre was a surfers beach?
ReplyDeleteEnrico Fermi was right. It' the route of four enormous "lightly" (wonder how that's defined) radioactive nuclear components will take from San Onofre.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nctimes.com/news/local/sdcounty/article_205edfd9-b9c2-5dcf-bb4a-3fcc2a1e38c1.html
What do I win?
ReplyDeleteO, for the love of Mike, Sydney, Esq., San-O Daze is a surfboard riding information center, now you've opened the proverbial 'can of worms'. Now, you'll get every Tom, Dick, and Harry, editorializing on every pissy ass subject under the sun. See what you started.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they put the crap on a barge, tow a 1/4 mile north and blow that surf beafbeach to smithereens, and get rid of those barking dogs.
ReplyDeleteLook loudmouth, I have every C onsitutional right to take my 'Sweetums' to San Onofre. If you mess 'Sweetums' I'll blow your gotdamn head off. I pack a Uzi semi automatic. Rat tat taty tat. You're wasted, got that mothersucker!
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ReplyDelete(Rose)
I had just come out of the store with two porterhouse steaks, a jumbo sausage, a bag of chips, and a 6-pack of beer.
ReplyDeleteBK came up and said, "I haven't eaten for two days."
I told him, "I wish I had your fucking will power."
Leonard, good for you. The sooner we get rid of him' the better.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the big deal with that nuclear waste scare tactic anyhow.. Do what the last Anonymous says, send it to Old Man's, let them chumps worry ab out it..
ReplyDelete'Birthmark', Myself am the proud owner of 5 frisky white poodles, and they are cute as cute can be. Now I want to transport them to San Onofre State Beach, but there's some old fools there that cant stand dogs, let alone poodles. Woe is me, I don't know which way to turn.
ReplyDeleteMrs.,Mrs.,Mrs., Jones, take that lousy mut of yours up to San Onofre and that pal of Big Kook will kill it this afternoon. Like, good riddence to bad rubbish.
ReplyDeleteShame on you, Sydnet Carlson Esq. There's not a bit of truth to that. It is tantamount to 'Chicen Little', and you know what that is, don't you/
ReplyDeleteThis is the straw that brokle the camel's back. San-O Daze has all the contibutors, BOD members, Masthead people, sadly not a one knows which end is up. Where's Henry Ford?
ReplyDeleteSeymour and Ford are putting on a world cup contest at Shaver Lake.
ReplyDeleteA fat girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said, 'sorry about the wait.' I said, 'don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it eventually.'
ReplyDeleteHey, Rickles:
ReplyDeleteTA DA
H E L L O: where did this surf come from.
ReplyDeleteCotten's is 12', it's Thursday, 8:00 AM.
Hmmph!
ReplyDelete"Hmmph!" is right,and we don't blame you, Duggie.The old crowd wish you would return. The beach is eroding , and it's eroding faster than you can say Craig Ephriam. The buried kelp is putrid, Bldg. #4 is still seeping raw sewage directly .intothe ocean, there's animal droppings from Dgpatch to the Point. Tkat incessant line is loger than ever, the wait is intolerab le, but it's worth it justo drie down the dusty dirt road,. Officer Bob is now the 'Dark Knight of San Onofre. Were glad you've returned, Duggie.
ReplyDeleteIs Craig Ephriam kin to Brian Ephriam?
ReplyDeleteDoggie, yes they're the 'new age' of 'Nofre surfing, sorta like Eddie McBride,Barneyc Wilkes, Hi Ho Silver, Bob Card, Hammerhead, Jim Drever,Tulie Clark, Jim Arness, Jimmy Irwindale, Miklos Dora Sr., Waikiki Pete, 'Onshore Eddie, Meatball, and John Klug.
ReplyDeleteI'm sportin' a woody!
ReplyDeleteLooks as if they've all returned. OB, Duggie, Doggie, longb ords, old guys sporting their thinnin gray hair swept back in a ponytail, all of them wearing 'Old Guys Rule, bulky tees, ball caps on backwards, Clark Foam shirts, San Onofre 50th Tees, white Lab on a 20' rope leash, motor home parked parralell hoging three spots,and they're reviving boccie balls (full size), things looking great for this summer.. T
ReplyDeleteOfficer Bob Trojan rubbers wants to know if you would endorse their MAGNUM size rubberrs. What shall I tell them?
ReplyDeleteYOU TELL THAT OB COME UP HERE YO fOLSUM pRISON i SHOW HIM EHAT magnum SIZE IS, AND BRING EXTRA SUPPLY OF AaSTROGLIDE WITH HIMM.
ReplyDelete'Big Bubba', this San-O Daze is going 'belly up', and you know what that means. Look, Dingo, ANGRY WHITE MAN, and the rest of them Masthead people haven't a clue how to run a Blog. They still run that Sidn ey Carton trip to.Solvan g to dump radioactive nuc lear hazmat waste. Why do they not give surf repots for our San Onofre State Beach. Why,yeah, why not
ReplyDeleteHey, Oscar, you want a surf report, call Corky Carroll.
ReplyDeleteYo, come up here to Vegs, you can bungee of the Stratoshere for $100.00 cash.
ReplyDeleteHell, Daredevil, how goes the war? You come down here to San Onofre and bungee of the Sandstone cliff for $15.00, or off the lifeduard tower at Old Man's for $7.50.
ReplyDelete'Huevos', you can come to Bldg. #4, bungee of for $5.00 cash. Ask for a guy they call, Big Kook.
ReplyDeleteThe waves haee left, but I'm going to Old 'Nofre and watch BK get mocked by the locals who can't stand him, then I'll watch b arking dogs annoy vistors, then go on the sand and take a huge, giant, magnificent, dump so a human can step in. That beach down thre sure is quirky, ain't it?
ReplyDelete